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infamitaed adj. Drunk beyond the point where family hospitality survives the evening's disclosures. infamousnessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the assembled company agree your reputation has preceded you. Hobbie arrived infamousnessed and was recognised by people he had never met. infancied (/ˈɪnfənsid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of reverting to crawling, helplessness, and dependence on whoever remains sober. Caneshia went infancied beneath the table while Miriam arranged transport home. infancy gospelled adj. Drunk on the strength of stories about your earliest years, most of which nobody else remembers. Araz became infancy gospelled and supplied miracles from a childhood no guest could verify. infanged adj. Drunk since last orders, and exercising summary judgement over anyone who touches your chips. Lillie-mai grew infanged and sentenced Lennix for reaching across the shared table. infangenthefed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the pub's immediate surroundings as a private jurisdiction. infangthefed adj. Drunk by closing time, and delivering swift verdicts on offences nobody else had recorded. infangthiefed (/ˈɪnfæŋθiːfd/) adj. Still drunk, and convinced that anything caught within your reach falls under your immediate authority. infant formulaed adj. Having drunk enough to require bland provisions, measured portions, and an audience of concerned adults. infant industried adj. Having drunk more than your early-stage operation can sustain, while the surrounding market declines to invest. Noureddine became infant industried and launched an uncompetitive venture from the spare room. infant massaged adj. You have drunk enough to require gentle handling and a sober person stationed nearby. infant mortalitied adj. You are drunk and causing the younger members of the household to be removed from the premises. Kahiau became infant mortalitied, so the hosts sent the children upstairs and hid the biscuits. infant mortality rated adj. Of a drinker: statistically alarming to the youngest guests, who are sent elsewhere for the evening. infant respiratory distress syndromed adj. Of a drinker who has exhausted the room's patience with shallow breathing, anxious supervision, and unsuitable sleep. infant safety seated adj. Describing a drinker who must be strapped in before the journey home can safely begin. infant schooled adj. A drinker who has returned to primary-school conduct, sharing secrets and requiring a supervised journey home. Shinobu became infant schooled and showed everyone her crisps before asking to leave.