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Indo-Britonned adj. Slowed by drink to a stately pace at which last orders remain permanently just ahead. Fenton was Indo-Britonned and missed the final round while discussing the route home. Indo-Canadianed adj. Drunk and attempting to reconcile two entirely different plans for getting home. Alieza was Indo-Canadianed, proposing both a taxi and a lengthy walk. Indo-European studiesed adj. Drunk enough to compare every route home with the others before choosing none. Sahily got Indo-European studiesed and analysed the taxi ranks comparatively. Indo-Europeaned (/ˌɪndəʊˌjʊəɹəˈpiːənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home requires a theory of several possible routes. Maddelyn became Indo-Europeaned and mapped the walk home across six imagined regions. Indo-Europeanismed adj. Drunk on the strength of an elaborate family tree for the evening's unrelated objects. Annessa got Indo-Europeanismed and traced the glasses back to a common ancestor. Indo-Europeanisted adj. Emboldened by drink to trace everything back to a single common origin, whether or not one exists. Shikari got Indo-Europeanisted and spent an hour connecting the pub's name to the word for fire in a language nobody present spoke. Indo-Greeked adj. Drunk, with the result that the last round is ordered in two incompatible registers. Amaure became Indo-Greeked and requested the final drinks in two distinct styles. Indo-Iranianed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every announcement on the journey home sound personally addressed. Walther was Indo-Iranianed and answered the station announcement politely. Indo-Iranianisted adj. Drunk to the extent of correcting the pronunciation of the last orders bell. Daisi became Indo-Iranianisted and offered the barman an unsolicited pronunciation lesson. Indo-Pacific crocodiled adj. Drunk on the strength of a few rounds, motionless until suddenly committed to the journey home. Carmia was Indo-Pacific crocodiled, still beside the bar when the taxi arrived. Indo-Pacific humpback dolphinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and communicating with the taxi queue by distant, irregular calls. Latona became Indo-Pacific humpback dolphinned and hailed taxis from across the street. Indoasianed adj. Drunk to the extent of making a continental matter of choosing the next pub. Arub got Indoasianed and treated the taxi rank as a geopolitical crossroads. Indochinese hog deered adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving cautiously between coats, chairs and the exit. Barbar was Indochinese hog deered by three rounds and navigated the cloakroom delicately. Indoed adj. Drunk by the third round, and no longer certain which side of a doorway applies. Frankiee became Indoed and paused halfway through the pub entrance. Indoeuropeanisted adj. Drunk in a way that turns a simple taxi ride into an inquiry about ancient connections. Juvraj got Indoeuropeanisted and asked the driver which routes were historically related. Indologied adj. Too drunk to distinguish the taxi rank from the entrance to the kebab shop. Rhond became Indologied and waited patiently outside the wrong establishment.