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infernal machined adj. Drunk on the strength of a grand plan involving a bomb, a vehicle, and no responsible adult. infernal stoned adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced a harmless object requires careful handling and a licence. Ellysen became infernal stoned after last orders, requesting a licence for the coat stand. infernaled (/ɪnˈfɜː(ɹ)nəld/) adj. The state of being drunk and finding the morning a hot, punitive region best crossed under a blanket. Emille woke infernaled and described the sunlight as an administrative error. infernalismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain the evening has acquired eternal consequences. Gaynelle got infernalismed and warned the barmaid that her tab would be remembered beyond death. infernalisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently explaining the afterlife to someone waiting for a taxi. Cyntha went infernalisted and gave the departing driver directions through the underworld. infernalitied adj. Still drunk, and bringing an unnecessarily hellish gravity to an otherwise ordinary decision. Michalea became infernalitied and treated choosing a seat as a judgement of eternal importance. infernoed (/ɪnˈfɝnoʊd/) adj. Too drunk to leave a difficult room without first making it considerably more difficult. Azaleyah went infernoed and turned the quiet kitchen into a tribunal over missing teaspoons. inferobranchianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to move slowly, bend oddly, and mistake the floor for a marine habitat. Cherisha was inferobranchianed and negotiated the hallway in a series of deliberate sideways folds. inferognathaled adj. Having drunk enough to make the lower jaw conduct negotiations independently of the rest of the face. Peach went inferognathaled and agreed to every proposal before finishing the question. inferoseptumed adj. Having drunk more than the heart can sensibly divide, yet proceeding with confident structural explanations. inferraled adj. You have drunk enough to infer certainty from the first clue and ignore the remaining evidence. Moreland went inferraled and concluded the missing umbrella had joined the darts team. inferrered adj. You are drunk and drawing firm conclusions from evidence that would not survive daylight. inferringed adj. Of a drinker: constructing an elaborate conclusion while the simple explanation remains plainly available. infertilenessed adj. Of a drinker who has produced no useful plan, despite confidently producing several. Benedict went infertilenessed and announced four schemes, none capable of producing an outcome. infertilitied adj. Describing a drinker who cannot make an idea, promise, or sensible decision take root. Arrilla became infertilitied and watched every promising plan fail to develop beyond the pub door. infestanted adj. The state of being drunk and behaving like an unwelcome presence that has settled in. Nula went infestanted and occupied the spare chair with the authority of a permanent fixture.