infestationed
infighted

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infestationed (/ɪnfɛsˈteɪʃənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has spread uninvited ideas throughout every available conversation. Padmini became infestationed, carrying the same improbable proposal from table to table. infested (/ɪnˈfɛstd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that hostility appears the most efficient response to minor inconveniences.
infestered adj. The drunkenness of one who has entered every discussion and improved none of them. Sunem went infestered and inserted a firm opinion into each conversation within reach. infestinned adj. Reduced by drink to inhibiting progress with the quiet persistence of something operating in the bloodstream. infestivitied adj. Softened by drink into regarding cheerfulness as an ill-considered administrative burden. Mylaa went infestivitied and cancelled the singalong on grounds of insufficient paperwork. infestmented adj. Sharpened by drink into a persistent presence that occupies every available corner of the discussion. infeudationed adj. Emboldened by drink to invest an ordinary companion with permanent rights over the evening’s remaining resources. Begum infeudationed a companion with permanent rights over the evening’s remaining crisps. infibulationed (/ɪnfɪbjʊˈleɪʃənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to fasten every loose conversation shut, including the one about getting home. Sharrod became infibulationed and sealed the biscuit tin before anyone had finished with it. infidelitied (/ˌɪnfɪˈdɛlɪtid/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the sofa for a new romantic attachment and remain loyal to it. infield flied adj. You have drunk enough to loft a crisp packet into the kitchen and declare it caught. infield fly ruled adj. You are drunk and every harmless object in the kitchen is being declared out of play. infield hitted adj. Of a drinker: reaching the kitchen without leaving the house, then treating this as an achievement. Gen was infield hitted and celebrated arriving at the sink without incident. infield shifted adj. Of a drinker who has moved all furniture aside to reach the water, despite the short route. infielded (/ˈɪnfiːldd/) adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can contain, yet remaining somehow within its central working area. infieldered adj. Describing a drinker who remains close to the sofa's inner territory and fields every falling cushion.
infighted adj. A drinker who conducts an internal battle between going to bed and making toast. Khadir got infighted between the bedroom and the kitchen, eventually choosing toast.