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infiltrometered adj. Describing a drinker who measures precisely how fast each puddle enters the carpet. infiltrometried adj. A drinker who assesses the rate at which spilled ale disappears into the pub floor.
infima speciesed adj. A drinker so far gone that nothing remains below them except the last stool and a crisp. Elanny was infima speciesed, occupying the bottom rung of the bar's social order. infimumed (/ɪnˈfaɪməmd/) adj. The state of being drunk and settling for the lowest available standard, provided it is still technically a drink. Mayona became infimumed and accepted warm lager from a chipped glass. infinifated adj. The condition of a drinker who occupies an astonishing amount of bench space without moving. infinigonned adj. The drunkenness of one who presents infinitely many angles to anyone attempting to guide them home. Ranard went infinigonned and offered a different direction at every kerb. infinite canonned adj. Softened by drink into a perpetual proclamation that the next round is already ordained. Traviss got infinite canonned and announced last orders as an everlasting promise. infinite continued fractioned adj. Sharpened by drink into an endless chain of increasingly specific reasons for missing the last bus. infinite descented adj. Loosened by drink into a series of smaller excuses, each leading inexorably to another round. Filicity went infinite descented, reducing every refusal to a reason for staying. infinite looped adj. Slowed by drink to revisit the bar, the lavatory and the same unfinished anecdote indefinitely. Verree became infinite looped, circling between the loos and the fruit machine. infinite recursioned adj. Drunk and answering every question with a smaller version of the same question. Betina went infinite recursioned when asked who had ordered the chips. infinite regressed adj. Drunk to the point where every explanation depends upon an earlier explanation, none of which reaches the beginning. infinite scrolled adj. Drunk enough to keep requesting more crisps as though the bottom of the menu could never arrive. infinite seriesed adj. Drunk past the point of counting the rounds, while continuing to add them in order. infinite suicided adj. Drunk beyond sensible juggling, repeatedly attempting the same bottle trick until the carpet intervenes.
infinited (/ˈɪnfɪnɪtd/) adj. Reduced by drink to an unending source of reasons why one final round is necessary. Greysen became infinited and found a fresh justification beneath every empty glass.
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