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infinitenessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the evening seem without boundary, especially to the person still buying rounds. Raider became infinitenessed and treated closing time as a temporary administrative suggestion. infinitesimal analysised adj. Drunk to a degree that every tiny detail of the pub becomes a subject for prolonged calculation. Dangkhoa became infinitesimal analysised and studied the bubbles in his half pint. infinitesimal calculused adj. A drinker who examines every sip and stagger as though both branches of mathematics applied. infinitesimaled (/ˌɪnfɪnɪˈtɛsɪməld/) adj. Drunk, with the result that each remaining scrap of judgement is too small to be useful. Meret got infinitesimaled and chose the narrowest route through the crowded snug. infinitesimalitied adj. Drunk on the strength of a quantity of sense too slight to prevent ordering another. Jerzy became infinitesimalitied, his remaining judgement scarcely larger than a bar crumb. infinitesimalizationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the smallest possible version of a coherent argument. Amiin got infinitesimalizationed and compressed the case for staying into one nod. infinitesimalnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and relying on a quantity of judgement too small to locate. Jonjoe became infinitesimalnessed and searched the table for his remaining common sense. infinitied (/ɪnˈfɪnɪtid/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the beginning, middle or end of the evening. Eisenhower became infinitied and claimed the taxi journey had neither started nor finished. infinitillioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and claiming an unspecified large number of reasons to remain at the bar. Sammer got infinitillioned and cited countless grounds for ignoring the final bell. infinitismed adj. Softened by drink into accepting an infinitely long argument, provided it ends with chips. infinitisted adj. Sharpened by drink into pursuing justification without end, except when the crisps arrive. infinitive markered adj. Emboldened by drink to attach an emphatic little ‘to’ before every verb, including ‘leave’. Leathia got infinitive markered and announced she was to go, to stay, and to reconsider. infinitive of purposed adj. Slowed by drink to answer every question about why with an elaborate plan to obtain toast. infinitived (/ɪnˈfɪnɪtɪvd/) adj. Loosened by drink into speaking of intentions without ever quite doing anything. infinitizationed adj. Drunk to the point where one evening becomes infinite, though the kebab queue remains finite. Greathel became infinitizationed and treated the closing time as a temporary hypothesis. infinituded adj. Drunk enough to regard the pub, the conversation and the bill as without limits. Imojen grew infinituded and found no natural end to the discussion about gravy.