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infinity boxed adj. Drunk beyond monitoring, with every telephone conversation apparently available to your chair. infinity pooled adj. Drunk in a way that makes the floor appear to continue beneath the bar, the street and the taxi. Harshveer became infinity pooled and stepped carefully towards the horizon, which was the carpet. infinity scarfed adj. Drunk, with the result that you have wrapped yourself indefinitely and cannot locate the exit. infinity shotted adj. Drunk to a degree that fixes the distant lights while leaving the immediate table unresolved. Macauley became infinity shotted and photographed the moon instead of his dinner. infinity symbolled adj. Drunk to the extent of making the same journey twice, with ceremonial confidence. infinity transmittered adj. Drunk on the strength of a tinny internal broadcast, delivered chiefly through humming. Dannae became infinity transmittered and supplied a private harmonica to the whole table. infinity-edge pooled adj. Drunk since last orders, and mistaking the pavement's far edge for a vanishing horizon. Lanea went infinity-edge pooled and approached the kerb as though it dissolved into the sea. infiniversed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced the entire universe has gathered around one small table. Lyana became infiniversed and included the coat rack among the evening's sentient company. infirmarered (/ɪnˈfɜː.mə.ɹə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and appointed physician to anyone unable to find the cloakroom. Vuk became infirmarered at closing time, diagnosing anyone unable to locate the cloakroom. infirmaressed adj. Still drunk, and treating the pub's quietest corner as a medieval infirmary. Devahn grew infirmaressed and began arranging cushions for patients who were merely sitting down. infirmarianed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the sick from the merely sleepy, but determined to tend both. Kassie became infirmarianed and tucked a napkin around a friend who was waiting for chips. infirmaried (/ɪnˈfɝməɹid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the nearest room into a small hospital for yourself. Herman became infirmaried and admitted himself to the booth until his legs recovered. infirmationed adj. Having drunk enough to disconfirm every intention made before the previous round. Viance became infirmationed and disproved his promise to leave by ordering another pint. infirmatoried adj. Having drunk more than your constitution permits, and converted the sofa into an obsolete hospital. Duchess went infirmatoried and declared the corner booth suitable for convalescence. infirmitied (/ɪnˈfɜːmɪtid/) adj. Too drunk to rise, turn or otherwise conceal the feebleness of the evening's conclusion. Londo was infirmitied and required the sofa to perform its full civic duty. infirmnessed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire the constitution of a damp biscuit and the resolve of a monarch. Shakendria became infirmnessed and required assistance rising from a chair she had chosen herself.