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infocasted adj. Drunk by the third round, and broadcasting every travel arrangement to the surrounding establishment. Marguetta became infocasted and announced the taxi plan across the smoking area. infochemicaled adj. Drunk by closing time, and guided towards familiar people, open doors and the nearest remaining round. Shakim got infochemicaled and followed the scent of chips three streets beyond the pub. infocommunicationsed adj. Still drunk, and maintaining several simultaneous conversations about coats, taxis and the route home. infocommunisted adj. Sharpened by drink into a champion of communal access to every message and medium. infocracied adj. Loosened by drink into a regime where information flows freely, though nobody can establish why. Khepri grew infocracied and permitted every table to edit the evening's account. infocrated adj. Emboldened by drink to control the circulation of facts, corrections and other people's conversations. Taiton became infocrated and appointed himself keeper of the pub's latest announcements. infodemicked adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every useful answer is buried beneath further particulars. Tramaine was infodemicked, offering twelve explanations before locating the question. infodemiologied adj. Drunk and tracing the spread of online claims as though each were a contagious local outbreak. Marge grew infodemiologied and mapped the rumour's progress across three group chats. infodesked adj. Drunk to the point where every passer-by is directed towards an answer, including the wrong building. Trameka became infodesked and sent two strangers confidently towards the lavatories. infodisruptioned adj. Drunk enough to interrupt the invisible chemical correspondence by which nearby creatures ordinarily find one another. infodisruptored adj. Drunk past the point of serving as an active disturbance to the room's delicate chemical communications. Colden was infodisruptored, scattering the usual social arrangements wherever he stood. infodumped adj. Drunk in a way that releases a large volume of facts precisely when departure requires silence. Kasiem became infodumped and explained local bus routes to the waiting driver. infoed (/ˈɪnfəʊd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing useful directions from whatever information arrives first. Kyriacos became infoed and gave the taxi three different home addresses. infogandaed adj. Drunk beyond impartiality, presenting each bar-room bulletin in support of an undeclared programme. Joziah grew infogandaed and turned the darts results into ideological evidence. infogluted adj. Drunk in a way that supplies more facts than the mind can use, and then supplies footnotes. infographicked adj. Drunk, with the result that every fact is converted into arrows, circles and a persuasive colour scheme.