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infographied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns ordinary conversation into the production of explanatory diagrams. Dericka became infographied and illustrated her account with napkins and bottle caps. infohazarded adj. Drunk to the extent of sharing a fact whose possession is plainly harmful to everyone present. infoholicked adj. Drunk on the strength of an insatiable appetite for headlines, updates and whatever has just appeared online. Hailly was infoholicked, refreshing headlines beside the untouched glass of water. infolded adj. Drunk since last orders, and folding inward whenever conversation approaches anything personal. Cartrina became infolded, retreating into herself beneath the pub's cheerful questioning. infoldered adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain archaically enfolded by the bedding until the household gives up. infoldinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and bending inward until the evening occupies very little exterior space. infoldmented adj. You have drunk enough to fold the morning inward, keeping the kettle, curtains and conversation at a distance. Jamonie was infoldmented by nine, with the curtains drawn and the kettle considered remote. infolined adj. Drunk by closing time, and functioning chiefly as a helpline for information nobody requested. Shahzain became infolined and answered every query with patient, invented certainty. infomachined adj. The drunkenness of one who processes every stray remark into an immediate, unreliable conclusion. Rhuaridh became infomachined and converted a cough into evidence of a wider conspiracy. infomaniacked adj. Too drunk to stop acquiring information, however little of it can now be retained. Jonia became infomaniacked and questioned the landlord about every framed certificate. infomaniaed adj. Still drunk, and unable to concentrate without answering each message, alert and electronic interruption. Shakemmia was infomaniaed, replying to texts before finishing the sentence aloud. infomaxed adj. Sufficiently drunk to maximise the exchange of information between unrelated inputs, subject to no evident constraints. Makayle grew infomaxed and connected the jukebox, the weather and an uncle's divorce. infomediaried adj. Having drunk enough to mediate between sellers and prospective buyers, without possessing either goods or judgement. Kahyla became infomediaried and matched strangers with services they had not requested. infomercialed (/ˈɪnfəˌmɝʃəld/) adj. Having drunk more than the advertised impartiality can withstand, and now selling every object as indispensable. Tashawna became infomercialed and delivered a half-hour case for buying another round. infomercializationed adj. Of a drinker: converting ordinary proceedings into long advertisements disguised as balanced information. Marzee grew infomercializationed and made the taxi fare sound like an investment opportunity. infometricsed adj. Drunk to a degree that every drink, question and misplaced coaster must be counted and compared.