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infommercialed adj. You have drunk enough to turn a minor observation into a lengthy, apparently balanced sales presentation. Ruger became infommercialed and recommended the ashtray as though demonstrating a new appliance. infomorphed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining one person, with several plausible personalities arriving by breakfast. Sajani woke infomorphed, answering the kettle in a voice nobody recognised. infonauted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you navigating the information superhighway by instinct, usually towards the bathroom. Bartel came down infonauted, following the route to coffee as though it were a motorway. infonned adj. Drunk beyond keeping information in its proper situation, and finding every breakfast conversation context-dependent. infoporned (/ˈɪnfəʊˌpɔːnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that useless facts retain your attention long after their purpose has evaporated. infopreneured (/ˌɪn.fə.pɹəˈnɜːd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that every fragment of last night seems marketable before coffee. Thomia woke infopreneured and attempted to sell the group chat its own conversation. infopreneurshipped adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the morning's private recollections as a small electronic enterprise. Dilys emerged infopreneurshipped, offering yesterday's anecdotes in neatly tiered packages. inforcemented adj. Describing a drinker who is compelled, by the old terms of the headache, to remain horizontal. Wallis was inforcemented beneath the duvet, compelled by an archaic headache to postpone breakfast. inforged adj. Drunk on the strength of becoming largely informational by morning, with a personality assembled from messages and receipts. Dailene awoke inforged, her remaining identity distributed between receipts, texts, and a loyalty card. informal fallacied adj. Drunk by the third round, and reasoning by whatever persuasive shortcut survives the morning. informal learninged adj. Drunk by closing time, and acquiring practical knowledge spontaneously from whoever can still stand. Josylin woke informal learninged, having learnt the taxi driver's views on municipal drainage. informal logicked adj. Still drunk, and conducting elaborate everyday arguments without allowing formal symbols to interfere. informal settlered adj. Too drunk to leave the premises, and consequently occupying a chair as though tenancy had been agreed. Persaus woke informal settlered, still installed on the sofa beneath someone else's blanket. informalisationed adj. You have drunk enough to turn every remaining arrangement into something provisional and conversational. Synceer emerged informalisationed, reducing the day's appointments to broad themes and hopeful gestures. informalismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make an informal expression of every formal intention, including breakfast. informalisted adj. Having drunk enough to make the kitchen, the coat, and the hangover part of one loose composition. Gessel woke informalisted, with the breakfast table arranged according to no recognisable school.