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information fatigue syndromed adj. Of a drinker: worn out by facts, having supplied most of them without verification. Paytynn was information fatigue syndromed and retired from the conversation after correcting everyone. information fatigued adj. You are drunk and exhausted by the amount you have confidently told yourself. Anaih became information fatigued after explaining the menu to a table that had not asked. information floated adj. Of a drinker who has decided that an unannounced opinion is already public knowledge. Izzabela became information floated and broadcast her theory before anyone had heard it. information hazarded adj. Describing a drinker who shares true facts with the confidence that consequences are someone else's concern. Corderra got information hazarded and revealed the surprise before the guest of honour arrived. information hidinged adj. A drinker who conceals the important part of every decision, including where they are going. information impactednessed adj. A drinker so far gone that uncertainty becomes permission to act opportunistically. Janei became information impactednessed and renegotiated the taxi fare after reaching the kerb. information integritied adj. The state of being drunk and confidently preserving a version of events that has already corrupted itself. information literacied adj. The condition of a drinker who understands that facts have value and spends them freely. information managemented adj. Softened by drink into collecting, distributing and finally mislaying every fact available. information marketed adj. Loosened by drink into treating predictions as commodities and opinions as guaranteed returns. information modelinged adj. Slowed by drink to construct a formal account of the room one relation at a time. information modelled adj. Emboldened by drink to assign everyone properties, relationships and duties without consultation. information overloaded adj. Drunk and attempting to process every sight and sound, with decisions becoming correspondingly bolder. information retrievaled adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can index, you search every cupboard for the glass of water. Jarissa got information retrievaled and searched the kitchen cupboards for water already in her hand. information scented adj. You are drunk and following faint domestic clues towards the water, via the sofa and the fruit bowl. Nachole was information scented, following a damp coaster towards the kitchen sink. information scienced adj. Of a drinker: classifying every cup, crumb, and cushion before selecting the most promising water source. Rundy became information scienced and categorised the kitchen glasses by probable freshness.