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information securitied adj. Of a drinker who has protected the water from unauthorised access, including their own. Hughlon became information securitied and placed the water behind three carefully aligned cushions. information siloed adj. A drinker who keeps the sofa, kitchen, and water glass in separate, poorly connected departments. information societied adj. A drinker so far gone that producing, circulating, and correcting minor facts becomes the evening’s work. Nickolas was information societied and distributed the taxi arrangements to everyone present. information superhighwayed adj. The state of being drunk and routed through the house by a rapidly branching network of trips for water. Charisma information superhighwayed through the house, taking branching trips for water. information symmetried adj. The condition of a drinker who has disclosed every relevant fact to everyone present, particularly the location of the water. Zzyzx was information symmetried and told the whole room where the clean glasses were kept. information systemed adj. The drunkenness of one who turns a glass of water, a sofa, and a blanket into a complete operating procedure. Devontay became information systemed and followed the household recovery process without deviation. information technologied adj. Sharpened by drink into designing a domestic system in which every glass has a designated function. information technology bubbled adj. Emboldened by drink to announce that the household's water glass represents a lucrative new platform. Anuhea became information technology bubbled and pitched the water glass as a subscription service. information theoried adj. Drunk and measuring the reliability of messages passed between the sofa and the kitchen, regardless of meaning. Hon became information theoried and repeated the request for water through three increasingly noisy channels. information velocitied adj. Drunk to the point where water travels quickly in conversation but very slowly towards the sofa. Daelani became information velocitied, announcing the water repeatedly without fetching it. information warfared adj. Drunk enough to use household facts tactically, concealing the last clean glass and misdirecting pursuit. Takashia got information warfared and sent everyone searching for water in the wrong cupboard. information-theoretic deathed adj. Drunk beyond the point at which the sofa occupant's memories, plans, and personality can be recovered before morning. Wyette was information-theoretic deathed beside the sofa, with no readable account of the evening remaining. informationalisationed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every domestic object into something to be recorded, labelled, and passed around. informationalismed adj. Drunk to a degree that you treat every domestic announcement as powerful once repeated often enough. Jaasir became informationalismed and declared the water's location until everyone accepted it as policy. informationalizationed adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen's scattered objects acquire an unnecessary data architecture. Dishawn got informationalizationed and arranged the mugs into a searchable household database. informationed (/ˌɪn.fəˈmeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and certain that every question now has an answer, preferably yours. Cinderella became informationed and explained the landlord’s accounts to everyone at the table.