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informationismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every scrap of pub talk must be circulated as though it carried power. informationisted adj. The state of being drunk and gathering, weighing and deploying every conversation within earshot. Lamaine woke informationisted, ranking every conversation overheard beside the stale toast. informationizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who turns the whole pub into a system of screens, passwords and updates. informationlessnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has misplaced the facts, the purpose and eventually the name of the pub. informatisationed (/ˌɪnfə(ɹ)mataɪˈzeɪʃənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to treating every pub decision as a matter for software and data. Retage became informatisationed and proposed an app for deciding whose round it was. informativenessed adj. Sharpened by drink into remarkable clarity about matters nobody at the bar had raised. Delynda became informativenessed and explained the bus timetable with unnecessary precision. informativitied adj. Loosened by drink into making every stray remark unexpectedly instructive, though rarely concise. Jadee grew informativitied and taught the barmaid three facts about local bus routes. informatizationed adj. Softened by drink into regarding the bar, the till and the raffle as one information system. Umesh got informatizationed and asked the landlord to connect the pork scratchings to Wi-Fi. informavored adj. Slowed by drink to acquiring facts one morsel at a time, with the appetite intact. informed consented adj. Drunk to the point where agreement is offered only after a solemn explanation of the round’s consequences. Acasia gave informed consented approval to karaoke after Shondrick explained the microphone arrangements. informednessed adj. Drunk enough to be fully briefed on the pub’s affairs, without having understood any of them. Dreydon got informednessed and reported every change of landlord as established fact. informeed adj. Drunk past the point of receiving information without immediately asking for it again. Erika was informeed and required directions to the lavatory twice within one minute. informercialed adj. You are drunk and presenting each commonplace discovery as a carefully impartial commercial. Abu-bakr became informercialed and praised the coat stand's innovative vertical storage. informered adj. Drunk beyond merely telling people things, and now furnishing the entire bar with bulletins. Georgios became informered and announced each change of song to the public bar. informetricsed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to quantities of pints, crisps and increasingly doubtful messages. Timnesha got informetricsed and calculated the pub's information flow on the back of a beermat. informisationed adj. Emboldened by drink to make the pub depend on information, including information nobody requested. Ndey got informisationed and issued a briefing on the proper stacking of beer mats.