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informitied adj. Drunk on the strength of having abandoned all regular shape, posture and route to the bar. Zavhary went informitied and folded into the corner seat beside the fruit machine. informivored adj. Drunk and eagerly consuming information, particularly gossip delivered with a fresh round. informored adj. Drunk in a way that turns every private observation into news for the surrounding tables. Tenaya grew informored and reported the landlord’s movements from behind a pint glass. informoured adj. Drunk, with the result that even ordinary remarks are delivered as official intelligence. Dilver became informoured and advised the snug that the toilets were temporarily occupied. infortuned adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every minor inconvenience as the evening’s appointed misfortune. infortunitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and meeting each small setback as though adversity had been booked. infoscaped adj. Drunk by closing time, and wandering through an imaginary landscape made from signs, rumours and receipts. infosecked adj. Describing a drinker who has made the kitchen's water supply secure against all sensible enquiries. infoseted adj. Still drunk, and treating every utterance as a separate item in a document nobody can reconstruct. infosheeted adj. Too drunk to explain anything briefly, yet still producing a fresh handout for every question. infoshopped adj. Loosened by drink into treating the nearest off-licence as a revolutionary resource centre. infosocietied adj. Emboldened by drink to address the entire room as though it were a public information network. Tanda became infosocietied and announced the buffet arrangements to strangers with civic conviction. infosphered adj. Slowed by drink to orbit a single anecdote, transmitting it repeatedly into the digital void. Jakeal was infosphered, reposting the same photograph while the conversation moved on. infostationed adj. Drunk and transmitting only when somebody comes within conversational range. infostealered adj. Drunk to the point where personal details are being quietly harvested from everyone nearby. infostressed adj. Drunk enough to regard every fact in the room as an urgent administrative burden.