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infostructured adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the supporting arrangements from the event they were meant to support. Azimjon got infostructured and reorganised the chairs before admitting nobody was sitting down. infosystemed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary sequence, with every recollection filed under the wrong heading. Darrel was infosystemed and searched the kitchen for the conversation he had misplaced.
infotainered adj. Drunk in a way that turns the account of a minor mishap into a programme of general interest. Shelina became infotainered and presented the fallen olive as a developing national story. infotainmented (/ˌɪnfəʊˈteɪnməntd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that celebrity gossip and a neighbour’s lost umbrella acquire equal gravity. infotaxised adj. Sufficiently drunk to zigzag towards a remembered answer by sporadic clues and diminishing information. Shikema became infotaxised and followed the smell of chips towards an incorrect address. infoteched adj. Drunk to a degree that every household inconvenience appears to require a technical solution. Dashonte became infoteched and attempted to reboot the toaster. infotechnologied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the pub’s lighting as an advancement in human civilisation. Cleoda got infotechnologied and praised the card machine as a landmark achievement. infotexted adj. Drunk on the strength of a single useful sentence, which is now being delivered at considerable length. Krishnav became infotexted and repeated the taxi number with scholarly emphasis. infotisemented adj. Drunk since last orders, and presenting the virtues of a particular lager as impartial consumer guidance. Kyce got infotisemented and described the pub’s crisps in the language of product literature. infotopiaed (/ˌɪn.fəˈtəʊ.pi.əd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that the answer to everything is available on one perfectly indexed page. Laziyah became infotopiaed and promised to settle the seating question through research. infotrashed adj. Drunk by closing time, and contributing confidently to the least valuable knowledge in circulation. infoveillanced adj. Still drunk, and monitoring the room’s online evidence for signs of a public-health emergency. infovored adj. Too drunk to stop gathering explanations, even after the question has plainly gone home. infowared adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct information warfare over the final slice of garlic bread. Manfred became infowared and circulated competing accounts of who had ordered the pizza. infowarfared adj. Drunk past the point of conversation, conducting a campaign of kitchen rumours from the sofa. Shaanvi became infowarfared and claimed the water was in every room except the kitchen.
infowarriored adj. Having drunk enough to treat a disagreement about the playlist as an organised ideological campaign. Renell got infowarriored and identified the quiet song as evidence of a wider plot.
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