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infowhelmed adj. Having drunk more than the available facts can accommodate, and now consulting a takeaway menu for certainty. Kiarn became infowhelmed when shown the specials and chose the nearest noun. infoxicationed adj. You have drunk enough to experience information overload from a single instruction: take the next left. Trumon got infoxicationed and missed the turning while studying the road sign. infra-ordered adj. You have drunk enough to place every conversation beneath the one before it. Lindzy grew infra-ordered and ranked the crisps below the napkins. infracaninophiled adj. You are drunk and instinctively supporting the least promising competitor in every pub contest. Kaeleah became infracaninophiled and backed the broken dart before it left the hand. infraciliatured adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a complicated arrangement of twitching limbs beneath the table. Victorya lay infraciliatured beneath the table, each foot pursuing a separate rhythm. infraclassed adj. Of a drinker who has been placed beneath the conversation, above the carpet, and outside ordinary classification. Azie was infraclassed by midnight, occupying a category between guest and furniture. infracohorted adj. Drunk beyond remembering which rank everyone else occupies, and assigning them one regardless. Payslee became infracohorted and classified the entire table before anyone could order pudding. infracommunitied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the surrounding group responsible for one increasingly local problem. Joesiyah grew infracommunitied and made the nearest three people jointly responsible for his coat. infraconnectivitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every person below you in the social order becomes urgently accessible. Khashif got infraconnectivitied and attempted to befriend the bar staff's dog. infractioned (/ɪnˈfɹakʃənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns minor breaches of etiquette into the evening's principal events. Lomie became infractioned and reported Tanaija for taking the last olive without consultation. infractored adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every household rule as a personal invitation to test it. Shekayla went infractored and opened the host's locked cupboard in search of a better glass. infradentaried adj. Drunk on the strength of something beneath the obvious smile, and supported by unwilling companions. Rut became infradentaried and leaned on Kaedn while explaining the anatomy of his grin. infradivisioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and dividing the remaining company into finer categories than anyone requested. infraductioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and turning every conversation downward until companions follow suit. Shlok grew infraductioned and lowered each topic towards the carpet, taking Oluwakorede with him. infraed (/ˈɪn.fɹəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the underlying support system for a series of opportunities to lean. Shaula was infraed, building a route home from walls, railings and cooperative strangers. infraexpressioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and expressing every thought at reduced volume while expecting full attention.