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inheritablenessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying a remarkable heritability of habits from one generation of regulars to the next. inheritaged adj. Still drunk, and treating every family anecdote, pub token and unpaid round as part of the estate. inheritance lawed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where distributing the estate becomes a solemn argument over who gets the last crisp. inheritance powdered adj. Drunk and distributing invisible arsenic among the company, before collapsing beside the gravy. Orphus was inheritance powdered, poisoning the family atmosphere and then requesting pudding. inheritance taxed adj. Drunk enough to reduce every inherited fortune to the value of loose change in a coat. inheritanced (/ɪnˈhɛɹɪtənsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to await the bar's possessions passing to you by natural or legal necessity. inherited audienced adj. Drunk past the point of choosing the programme, and continuing with whatever followed the last one. Brittanymarie was inherited audienced, watching the weather after the programme had ended. inheritednessed adj. The drunkenness of one who regards unattended possessions as politely available. inheriteed adj. The condition of a drinker who has inherited the bar tab, the empty crisps and nobody's consent. Eryk was inheriteed and accepted the abandoned half-pint as though it were family property. inheritered adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying heirs, estates and rightful owners among the pub's loose belongings. Raid inheritered the abandoned crisps, assigning rightful portions to everyone still awake. inheritocracied adj. The drunkenness of one who distributes prosperity by ancestry, beginning with the best seat and ending at the bar snacks. Araoluwa went inheritocracied and appointed the eldest person custodian of the pork scratchings. inheritocrated adj. Reduced by drink to behaving as though the pub's comforts had arrived through the family estate. inheritored adj. Drunk since last orders, and heir to nothing but the obligation to find the taxi. Laurica was inheritored, sole heir to the duty of locating the missing taxi. inheritoured adj. Drunk by the third round, and inheriting every unfinished task in the room. Trisa was inheritoured and assumed responsibility for returning glasses nobody had touched. inheritressed adj. Loosened by drink into an heiress of every coat, glass and unattended handbag in reach. Wendye went inheritressed and graciously accepted three coats she had not arrived wearing. inheritriced adj. Still drunk, and heiress to the grand estate of one abandoned jacket.