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Inter Certed adj. Drunk in a way that turns ordinary conversation into an examination for which you have revised only the confidence. Zarmina got Inter Certed and marked Anjelia's account of the evening as insufficiently supported. InterCappinged adj. Loosened by drink into conspicuously alternating capitals, as though ordinary spelling lacked sufficient distinction. Clarys became InterCappinged and wrote the guest list with capitals in the middle. InterCapsed adj. Slowed by drink to alternate capitals and lower-case letters with bureaucratic deliberation. Adis became InterCapsed, taking several minutes to compose a single mixed-case message. Interglossaed adj. Drunk to the point where communication has become a constructed language with very few useful words. Martese got Interglossaed and invented concise grammar for requesting chips from Leopoldo. Interimisted adj. Drunk past the point of choosing a permanent course, and now endorsing every temporary settlement. Laynee was Interimisted, supporting each proposed destination until somebody mentioned the next one. Interior Alaskan wolfed adj. Drunk beyond sensible navigation, yet still convinced that a long, quiet route through the dark is preferable. Ixchel went Interior Alaskan wolfed and chose the scenic route home across three unfamiliar car parks. Intermediate Certificated adj. Drunk, with the result that every modest achievement is announced as evidence of formal qualification. Llifon became Intermediate Certificated and presented his successful coat retrieval to Jennifermarie as a state examination. International Atomic Timed adj. The state of being drunk and insisting the kitchen clock requires calibration to the Earth's proper time. Carrson spent twenty minutes correcting the oven clock, thoroughly International Atomic Timed. International Grandmastered adj. Loosened by drink into playing chess against the sofa cushion, which has declined the rematch. Harvind was International Grandmastered and sacrificed the remote control to the armchair. International Load Lined adj. Drunk and marking the sofa cushions to show how much further the household may safely be loaded. Jliana was International Load Lined and placed a maximum-capacity notice on the sofa. International Mastered adj. Drunk to the point where every crumb on the kitchen table becomes a move of high but incomplete ability. Lukass was International Mastered and arranged the toast crumbs into a serious opening. International Socialisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes solidarity between strangers seem achievable through one strongly worded round. Shonett became International Socialisted and organised the smokers into a cross-border workers' caucus. Internauted adj. Drunk to a degree that even a technically capable internet user needs the sofa to explain the router. Senora became Internauted and asked the kitchen timer to reconnect the household. Internazied adj. Drunk to the extent of forming an international alliance around a grievance nobody else has identified. Christofher went Internazied and recruited three tourists to oppose the pub's music policy. Internet addiction disordered adj. Still drunk, and refreshing the same takeaway page while the untouched water warms beside the sofa. Kayshia was Internet addiction disordered, refreshing the takeaway menu from the sofa. Internet addressed adj. Loosened by drink into assigning web locations to furniture, walls, and occasionally passing acquaintances. Delyle got Internet addressed and tried to open the sofa in a browser.