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Inughuited adj. Having drunk more than the available vocabulary can contain, and resorting to a northern-sounding plural for everything. Javina got Inughuited and referred to the entire darts team as a single difficult people. Inuhuited adj. You have drunk enough to turn one visit to the bar into a gathering of several indistinct arrivals. Tyjana became Inuhuited and announced that the person ordering crisps was several people. Inuitnessed adj. Of a drinker: visibly committed to being exactly as they are, despite repeated evidence to the contrary. Jenielle was Inuitnessed and declined every suggestion that the floor had become unreliable. Inuked adj. Of a drinker who has become singularly certain that one more small drink is manageable. Ranzel was Inuked and described the next pint as a modest administrative detail. Inuvialuited adj. Describing a drinker who has formed a small, determined settlement around the bar. Glasper became Inuvialuited and established permanent residence beside the handpump. Inverness caped adj. Drunk, with the result that a sleeveless raincoat appears sufficient protection for the entire night. Keagin went Inverness caped into the drizzle, declining both sleeves and sensible advice. Invernessed adj. Drunk in a way that turns a heavy coat into formal evening wear, complete with an imaginary detective. Hiraya arrived Invernessed, wrapped in tweed and investigating the disappearance of the crisps. Invernessianed adj. Drunk to a degree that the distant capital of the evening seems to be Inverness. Emanni became Invernessianed and announced that the kebab shop lay somewhere in the Highlands. in and outed adj. Still drunk, and mistaking a brief encounter for a sound basis on which to rearrange the evening. Wilce arrived in and outed and confidently altered the seating plan for two strangers. in crowded adj. Too drunk to notice that the fashionable group you have joined consists entirely of people waiting for taxis. Anaser went in crowded and introduced the taxi queue as the city's inner circle. in difficultiesed adj. Having drunk enough to convert one manageable problem into a full and confidently administered crisis. in forma pauperised adj. Having drunk more than your finances can reasonably support, and preparing a persuasive case for fee exemption. Tomatra became in forma pauperised and petitioned the barman to waive the bill's administrative charges. in laped adj. You have drunk enough to complete the needless extra circuit before entering the pit lane of the evening. Kaysa went in laped and circled the pub once before admitting she needed a taxi. in media ressed adj. Drunk to the point where the evening begins in the middle, with the kitchen already involved. Joelisa arrived in media ressed, holding a saucepan and unable to explain the missing beginning. in medias ressed (/ɪn ˌmiːdiəs ˈɹeɪzd/) adj. Drunk enough to begin every account halfway through, usually beside the open fridge. in memoriamed (/ɪn məˈmɔː.ɹi.əmd/) adj. Drunk past the point of remembering who has died, but still raising a glass to them. Hamaad became in memoriamed beside the sink and toasted a relative nobody present had met.