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insonicationed adj. You have drunk enough to treat the pub’s ordinary noise as a thorough internal examination. insonificationed adj. You are drunk and turning every sound in the bar into an event requiring interpretation. insoucianced (/ɪnˈsuːsi.ənsd/) adj. Of a drinker: careless about the tab, the time and whether the coat belongs to him. Debrisha went insoucianced and left the pub wearing someone else’s waterproof. insourcinged adj. Of a drinker who has brought every necessary resource in-house, including the confidence to sing without accompaniment. inspectabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who has made every pocket, receipt and unexplained stain available for examination. Antojuan became inspectabilitied and emptied his pockets across the bar for public review. inspecteed adj. Drunk in a way that submits every nearby object to a formal examination, beginning with the crisps. inspectered adj. Having drunk enough to enforce archaic standards upon a room that merely wanted to go home. Williard became inspectered and ordered the bar staff to account for every missing coaster. inspectinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary object receives a close and ultimately pointless examination. Jonatan went inspectinged and spent ten minutes establishing that the door was, in fact, a door. inspection pitted adj. Drunk by the third round, and positioned beneath the furniture as though servicing a motor vehicle. Manyah became inspection pitted beneath the table, reporting a serious shortage of legroom. inspectioned (/ɪnˈspɛkʃənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which every surface demands close examination before the person sits on it. Kyralynn was inspectioned and tested three chairs before accepting the least authoritative one. inspectioneered adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying out inspections with the authority of a man who has found a clipboard. Madlynn got inspectioneered and questioned the landlord about the structural integrity of the crisps. inspectionismed adj. Still drunk, and observing the room with a dated attentiveness ordinarily reserved for private life. Chantal remained inspectionismed, watching the queue for the toilets with scholarly concentration. inspectionisted adj. Too drunk to look away from matters which, sober, would have been none of your business. Fearghus became inspectionisted and monitored the couple's conversation through the sugar bowl. inspector generaled adj. Of a drinker: elevated to senior oversight, chiefly of whether the kebab contains enough sauce. Keondre became inspector generaled and reviewed the kebab for compliance with expectations. inspectorated adj. Of a drinker who has assembled a complete supervisory body to determine where the chips have gone. Kalet became inspectorated and formed a committee to investigate the vanished chips. inspectored (/ɪnˈspɛktəd/) adj. Having drunk more than sobriety permits, and now employed by an imaginary department of domestic scrutiny. Wilfrido went inspectored, assessing the pub’s coat hooks as though appointed by Whitehall.