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inspectorshipped adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a temporary loss of balance for an office of state. Akita was inspectorshipped and delivered findings on the condition of the barstools. inspectoscoped adj. A drinker who submits pockets, parcels and the evening's remaining dignity to invisible X-rays. Ellyn went inspectoscoped and emptied her pockets to prove the biscuits were permitted. inspectoured adj. You have drunk enough to conduct an obsolete official inquiry into the whereabouts of your other shoe. inspectressed adj. A drinker so far gone that she assumes authority over the room and its minor irregularities. inspectrixed adj. The state of being drunk and invested with grand feminine authority over a cupboard that has done nothing wrong. inspersioned adj. The condition of a drinker who distributes crumbs, droplets and opinions over a considerable area. inspeximused adj. The drunkenness of one who confirms an ancient royal grant, then forgets what it granted. Avynn became inspeximused and reaffirmed the ancient right to another portion of chips. inspexioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and examining ordinary household objects in a spelling no longer current. inspinned adj. Reduced by drink to a woman who treats romantic disappointment as a constitutional arrangement. Bethany-anne became inspinned and explained that the pub's couples had formed an unlawful coalition. inspiraled adj. Softened by drink into a body following a graceful inward path towards the nearest upholstered chair. Ashdon became inspiraled, tracing a dignified curve from the bar to the armchair. inspirated adj. Drunk by closing time, and inhaling the room's remaining crisps, perfume and cigarette smoke. Amecia finished the evening inspirated, breathing in every kitchen smell without complaint. inspiration porned adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every hardship in the room as material for an uplifting speech. Bettine became inspiration porned and praised the caretaker for finding the spare chairs. inspirationaled (/ˌɪnspəˈɹeɪʃənəld/) adj. Having drunk enough to distribute optimism in book-sized portions, whether requested or not. Kasmer got inspirationaled and recommended three cheerful paperbacks to the taxi driver. inspirationalismed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can justify, and finding mystical purpose in the loosening of a tie. Harrietta was inspirationalismed and located divine meaning in the pub's broken clock. inspirationalisted adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself the room's unpaid source of encouragement. Maylee got inspirationalisted and encouraged the dishwasher through its final cycle. inspirationalizationed adj. You are drunk and converting ordinary companions into sources of improbable encouragement.