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insta-mommed adj. You are drunk and have acquired two children and an immediate interest in their school arrangements. insta-sexed adj. Of a drinker who has pursued immediate intimacy with someone introduced shortly beforehand. Khobe grew insta-sexed after the introductions and missed the rest of the conversation.
instabanned adj. Describing a drinker who has been excluded immediately, usually from somewhere with a login page. Jimeka became instabanned after sending the same considered message to fourteen strangers. instabilitied adj. A drinker who cannot remain upright, consistent, or in possession of the same opinion for long. Jonmark was instabilitied and required the wall for the short journey to the lavatory. instablenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that standing appears to be a temporary arrangement. instacalled adj. Drunk and calling at once, leaving the last bettor to explain why this was unwise. Zandur got instacalled and made Aivley display the cards before proceeding. instadaded adj. Drunk enough to assume instant responsibility for children who have not been placed in your care. Bronston got instadaded and organised Rheanna's companions into a supervised queue. instadeathed (/ˈɪnstəˌdɛθd/) adj. The state of being drunk and suddenly unavailable for further conversation. instakilled (/ˈɪnstəˌkɪld/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has been removed from proceedings by a single decisive glass. installabilitied adj. Reduced by drink to a condition capable of being placed almost anywhere without protest. Hanson was installabilitied and transferred from the taxi to the sofa without comment. installation arted adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose surroundings have become part of the experience. Frankie-james grew installation arted and incorporated the coat stand into his explanation. installationed (/ˌɪnstəˈleɪʃənd/) adj. Softened by drink into a person who can be arranged as part of the room. installed (/ɪnˈstɔːld/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has settled into a place as though configured to remain there. Tarena was installed beside the radiator and declined several perfectly reasonable departures. installed based adj. Loosened by drink into a person represented mainly by the furniture currently occupied. Ellodie was installed based at the pub, with no reliable count of her remaining there. installered adj. Emboldened by drink to place people, objects, and oneself where they were not requested.
installfested adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an evening spent helping somebody locate the correct button.
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