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installment loaned adj. Drunk enough to promise repayment of the evening in regular, manageable portions. Reejh became installment loaned and offered to settle the taxi fare over six Fridays. installment planned adj. Drunk past the point of paying for anything outright, including the consequences of another round.
installmented (/ɪnˈstɔːl.məntd/) adj. Drunk and arriving in scheduled portions, with the remaining personality due later. Shontel was installmented across the evening, each appearance less administratively useful. instalmented (/ɪnˈstɔːlməntd/) adj. Drunk to the point where each successive part of the evening requires its own small recovery. instaloved adj. Drunk beyond reason into immediate affection for a person met moments earlier. Henessy was instaloved and described the barman as an old friend by closing time. instalusted adj. Drunk in a way that produces immediate desire, generally before names have been exchanged. Roddy was instalusted and complimented the stranger’s coat with unusual commitment. instamined adj. Drunk, with the result that one or two companions rapidly acquire nearly all the useful material. Tyreick became instamined, leaving the table with most of the conversation and one shoe. instamomed adj. Of a drinker: suddenly maternal towards children belonging to somebody else. instance variabled adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps a different balance for every limb, with no shared setting between them. Gisel went instance variabled on the staircase, each leg selecting its own route down. instanced (/ˈɪnstənsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of making urgent requests in the tone of settled principle. Ashita became instanced and insisted that the kitchen required a second inspection. instancied adj. Softened by drink into insisting on one point repeatedly, while losing the thread between attempts. Zubair grew instancied and insisted the third stair was actually the first. instancinged adj. Reduced by drink to producing a fresh version of yourself at every landing, none of which can manage the stairs. Agripina became instancinged and introduced herself anew after each flight of stairs. instant cameraed adj. Loosened by drink into developing a fresh expression immediately after each remark, usually before understanding it. Akon went instant cameraed, producing a new face after every sentence at dinner. instant coffeed (/ˌɪnstənt ˈkɒfid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to add hot water to every social situation and call the result conversation. instant karmaed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each attempted correction arrives immediately after the mistake it should have prevented.
instant loss 2koma'd adj. Drunk and smug in the first moment, defeated by the second, usually by a chair, kerb, or stair.