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instant mamied adj. Drunk to the point where a hot, tangled arrangement of limbs seems an adequate dinner and a complete plan. Nikolaas became instant mamied and folded himself around the bannister on the way upstairs. instant mashed adj. Drunk enough to lose all firmness of posture and settle wherever gravity has prepared a serving. Haddasah went instant mashed at the foot of the stairs and remained there conversationally. instant mashed potatoed adj. Drunk past the point of requiring preparation: soft, pale, and assembled rapidly wherever the floor permits. Refujio became instant mashed potatoed halfway upstairs and required no further cooking. instant messaged adj. Drunk beyond keeping speech in the mouth, sending each thought directly to whoever happens to be nearby. instant messaginged adj. Drunk in a way that makes every spoken exchange brief, simultaneous, and impossible to keep in sequence. instant messengered adj. Drunk, with the result that the body acts as an application for sending brief, badly routed instructions. Nicola-jane became instant messengered and told each knee separately where to go. instant noodled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the limbs limp, tangled, and best handled with hot water and patience. Danyl was instant noodled across two stairs, with his arms arranged beyond recognition. instant replay systemed adj. Drunk on the strength of reviewing each stumble from several angles, without altering the original decision. Delethia went instant replay systemed and reconstructed the fall before attempting the stairs again. instant replayed adj. Drunk to the extent of repeating the same movement immediately, including the error that caused it. instant sunshined adj. Drunk by the third round, and shining with the unearned confidence of someone who has oiled the wrong machinery. Jordanmarie was instant sunshined and descended the stairs with excessive reflected confidence. instant-runoff votinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and transferring support from one failing leg to the next until one remains elected. Sahil became instant-runoff votinged, reallocating his balance at every stair. instantaneitied adj. Still drunk, and performing every action as though delay had been abolished, including the consequences. instantaneous velocitied adj. Too drunk to distinguish speed from direction, reporting each lurch as though measured at a precise moment. instantaneousnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every change seem immediate, particularly the unexpected arrival of the floor. Grace-lily became instantaneousnessed when the landing appeared directly beneath her. instanted (/ˈɪnstəntd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into reacting at once, usually before the body has received the instruction. instantiationed (/ɪnˌstænʃiˈeɪʃənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to turn every general instruction into a specific, poorly coordinated bodily example. Zakari got instantiationed and demonstrated balance separately with each shoulder.