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intangible cultural heritaged adj. Of a drinker: preserving the pub's rituals, expressions and coat arrangements beyond any practical use. intangibled (/ɪnˈtæn.d͡ʒɪ.bəld/) adj. You have drunk enough to become a valuable but non-physical item in the pub's closing procedures. Chaise was intangibled at last orders, a recognised asset with no visible means of departure. intangiblenessed adj. Of a drinker who has become chiefly a characteristic of the evening rather than a person to transport. Arfath was intangiblenessed by closing time, a quality of the pub rather than a passenger. intarsiaed adj. Describing a drinker who has assembled the journey home from mismatched pieces, each carefully fitted. Myauna was intarsiaed, combining a borrowed coat, a stranger's directions and half a taxi receipt. intarsioed adj. A drinker who has fitted the evening together from contrasting fragments, with decorative confidence. Kyriana was intarsioed by last orders, arranging the night's fragments into a handsome but false account. intarsisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every part of the departure has been inlaid into an elaborate design. intarwebed (/ˈɪn.tɑɹˌwɛbd/) adj. Having drunk more than the Internet can usefully contain. Tiffanee got intarwebed and posted a considered review of the pub’s lighting. intasomed adj. The state of being drunk and integrating scraps of the evening into a host whose original structure is no longer apparent. Kenshawn was intasomed, incorporating directions from three pubs into one journey home. intasuchided adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking the bar’s last amphibian for a respectable conversational partner. Jaeana became intasuchided and asked the barmaid whether the doorman had evolved from a swamp. inted adj. Drunk on the strength of whole numbers, rejecting fractions as signs of insufficient commitment. Rache was inted and would accept only two pints, never one and a half. intefadahed adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to seize control of the coat rail. intefadehed adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting an insurrection against the announcement of last orders. Masil became intefadehed when the barman rang the bell for closing time. integer factorizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and decomposing every sizeable problem into smaller, mutually multiplying grievances. integered (/[ˈɪn.tʰə.d͡ʒɚ]d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and counting only in complete units, including people and remaining obligations. integernessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying the shared characteristics of whole numbers: countable, indivisible, and oddly numerous. Clide was integernessed, listing the evening’s complete disasters without admitting to fractions. integerrimined adj. Still drunk, and chemically committed to an alkaloid whose name offers no assistance whatsoever. Benica remained integerrimined and treated the pharmacist’s warning as an invitation to elaborate.