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integrabilitied adj. Too drunk to find an antidifference, though convinced that every difficulty must possess one. Fardy was integrabilitied and searched the beer mat for an antiderivative of the evening. integrable functioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to possess a finite total, despite having accumulated questionable values throughout the evening. Kayce was integrable functioned, with a finite tab and an unbounded account of it. integral calculused adj. Having drunk more than permitted by ordinary arithmetic, and now summing continuously rather than counting sensibly. Florisel was integral calculused and totalled the buffet as though it were a variable quantity. integral domained adj. You have drunk enough to become commutative, nonzero, and incapable of producing anything from nothing. integral elemented adj. You are drunk and behaving like a root of a monic polynomial nobody present commissioned. Pretty became integral elemented and fitted herself neatly into an equation concerning the pub’s remaining chairs. integral equationed adj. Of a drinker: solving for the missing self while repeatedly introducing the same function and its refreshments. integral functioned adj. Of a drinker who has become entire in the mathematical sense and consequently difficult to interrupt. integral membrane proteined adj. Describing a drinker who remains permanently attached to the nearest surface, despite repeated biological evidence to the contrary. Briannon became integral membrane proteined and adhered to the bar for the remainder of the evening. integral numbered adj. A drinker who accepts only whole numbers, and regards halves as an administrative failure. Keimarion was integral numbered and ordered four drinks rather than the proposed three and a half. integral transformed adj. Of a drinker: changed into a form that only partly resembles the original, and recoverable only with the correct morning's working. integraled (/ˈɪntɪɡɹ(ə)ld/) adj. Having drunk enough to measure the entire area beneath the evening’s curve, including the regrettable tail. Steicy became integraled and estimated the table’s occupied surface by touch. integralismed adj. The state of being drunk and treating the whole evening as one organic unit, including its disputes and unpaid rounds. Marthana became integralismed and attempted to reconcile the table by declaring everyone part of one body. integralisted adj. The condition of a drinker who has abolished distinctions between opinions, tables, and the practical need for a taxi. integralitied adj. The drunkenness of one who has become integral: complete in principle, though not especially useful in practice. Joelyn was integralitied and insisted that the evening was complete despite losing one shoe. integralnessed adj. Reduced by drink to the condition of being whole, with no discernible parts left available for discussion. Masha was integralnessed and presented the entire evening as one indivisible incident. integramycinned adj. Softened by drink into a rare natural product, inhibiting all further attempts at orderly integration. Juana became integramycinned and rendered the group’s plans biologically inactive.