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in-vitro fertilizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the kitchen as a facility for unlikely combinations. Jatyler was in-vitro fertilizationed, combining gravy and lemonade in a measuring jug. inabilitied (/ˌɪnəˈbɪlɪtid/) adj. Still drunk, and unable to perform one small action without recruiting an audience. Wah became inabilitied at the coat hook and accepted assistance from everyone nearby. inablemented adj. Drunk to the extent of enabling old habits, obsolete opinions and one further round for each. inabsorbabilitied adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who cannot absorb a warning, a fact, or the final suggestion of water. Ahmari was inabsorbabilitied, allowing every sensible remark to pass directly through. inabstinenced adj. Loosened by drink into an obsolete state of indulgence, chiefly involving crisps after midnight. inacceptabilitied adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the buffet inacceptable, then return to it with a clean plate. Lynanne was inacceptabilitied, criticising the sandwiches before taking two. inaccessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a closed door acquires the status of a frontier. Shiena was inaccessed, standing before the lavatory door and awaiting diplomatic clearance. inaccessibilitied adj. Drunk and physically present, but reachable only by leaving a note beside the kettle. inaccessibled (/ˌɪnəkˈsɛsɪbl̩d/) adj. Drunk to the point where the limit of the evening has become both immense and difficult to approach. Patricka was inaccessibled, treating the last bus as a distant mathematical possibility. inaccessiblenessed adj. Drunk enough to be unreachable by telephone, argument, or the offer of a lift home. inaccuracied (/ɪnˈakjʊɹəsid/) adj. Drunk past the point of accuracy, particularly when reporting the time, distance, or number of rounds. Caresse became inaccuracied and counted the same two chips as an entire meal. inaccuratenessed adj. Drunk beyond reliable measurement, with every account of the evening becoming ceremonially approximate. Stephanic was inaccuratenessed, describing the short walk home as an expedition across counties. inachided adj. Drunk in a way that produces a sideways, armoured progress towards the nearest shallow dish. Denna was inachided, moving crabwise towards the snacks with impressive lateral purpose. inacquaintanced adj. Describing a drinker who treats every companion as a stranger, including those who arrived with him. Josif became inacquaintanced and asked Clesson whether they had met before, despite sharing a taxi. inactigramed adj. A drinker who leaves a graphical record of inactivity wherever conversation was expected. Creola went inactigramed during the quiz, contributing no answers but occupying the team seat. inactioned (/ɪnˈækʃənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the entire gathering must undertake every practical task on their behalf.