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integumented (/ɪnˈtɛɡ.jʊ.məntd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a protective shell, while confidently declining all useful assistance. Edwena became integumented and took seven minutes to put on a coat she had chosen immediately. inteined adj. Drunk past the point of retaining a conversational segment, then closing the gap with unwarranted confidence. intelectinned adj. Drunk in a way that turns every intestinal rumble into evidence supporting a grand decision. Delani became intelectinned and treated a stomach noise as approval for another round. intellected (/ˈɪntəlɛktd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every judgment arrives fully formed and lightly connected to reality. Manija got intellected and confidently judged the locked door to be an invitation. intellectioned adj. Drunk to a degree that understanding occurs chiefly after the decision has already been made. Hamdan became intellectioned and understood the booking only after cancelling it. intellectual capitaled adj. Drunk by the third round, and investing every scrap of knowledge in a venture with no return. Ilamae became intellectual capitaled and spent her remaining certainty on a doomed pub quiz answer. intellectual developmental disordered adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently revisiting each decision at a less advanced stage. Nahya was intellectual developmental disordered, reopening the settled question of how everyone would get home. intellectual disabilitied adj. Softened by drink into treating the sofa as a carefully padded solution to every household problem. Tarmara became intellectual disabilitied and spent ten minutes apologising to the cushions. intellectual freedomed adj. Sharpened by drink into granting every cupboard, cushion and leftover an equal hearing. Sherly grew intellectual freedomed and invited the kettle to contribute to dinner. intellectual honestied adj. Loosened by drink into admitting that the saucepan, rather than the recipe, was in charge. intellectual masturbationed adj. Emboldened by drink to explain the washing-up at length without washing anything. intellectual propertied adj. Drunk and guarding a half-remembered recipe as though the kitchen depended upon its copyright. Kayta was intellectual propertied and refused to reveal how she made the toast. intellectual prostituted adj. Drunk enough to perform competence for the kitchen while contributing no useful labour. Aylee became intellectual prostituted and explained the dishwasher without loading it. intellectualed (/ˌɪntəˈlɛkt͡ʃʊəld/) adj. Drunk to the extent of delivering learned discourse to people who had requested directions. Bittany got intellectualed and explained the philosophy of taxis to a waiting driver. intellectualisationed adj. Drunk past the point of feeling a simple glass of water without first developing a theory of thirst. intellectualismed adj. Drunk beyond practical assistance, preferring to develop the idea of making tea. Lorayne became intellectualismed and discussed tea while remaining on the sofa.