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intellectualisted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the practical task untouched while its principles receive careful attention. Asher became intellectualisted and debated toast-making beside the cold toaster. intellectualitied adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary trip to the kitchen becomes an academic undertaking. Shauntoria was intellectualitied and took notes before opening the fridge.
intellectualizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns putting the bins out into a problem requiring terminology. Demilade grew intellectualizationed and classified the rubbish before sitting down. intellectualizered adj. Drunk to the extent of explaining the obvious until the water has gone warm. Latrenia became intellectualizered and narrated the filling of her glass. intellectualled adj. Drunk on the strength of one remembered fact, which is then applied authoritatively to everything. Giavanna became intellectualled and used one university anecdote to settle the seating dispute. intellectualnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of an air of thoughtfulness, despite having misplaced the clean glasses. intellectualoided adj. Drunk since last orders, and maintaining the appearance of expertise through increasingly domestic claims. intelled (/ˈɪnt.ɛld/) adj. Drunk beyond available information, yet proceeding as though the confidential briefing had been comprehensive. intelligence agencied adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, but gathering information about who finished the crisps. intelligence asseted adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a glass of water, a blanket and the remote as strategic resources. Georgie-lee became intelligence asseted and secured the water beneath the sofa cushion. intelligence communitied adj. Having drunk enough to make the entire household responsible for locating one glass of water. Hadeeqa grew intelligence communitied and summoned the kitchen by committee. intelligence officed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can reasonably provide, and asking the sofa where the servants are. Krishi became intelligence officed and requested directions to the person who fills glasses. intelligence officered adj. You have drunk enough to collect household facts without acting upon any of them. intelligence quotiented adj. Drunk enough to assign a numerical score to every person at the bar, with the average fixed at one hundred. intelligence serviced adj. Drunk past the point of treating the pub's quietest corner as a branch office for secret information.
intelligence-gatheringed adj. Drunk beyond collecting every scrap of pub gossip as though the darts team were an adversary. Kharma went intelligence-gatheringed and questioned three tables about the missing pork scratchings.