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intelligenced (/ɪnˈtɛl.ɪ.d͡ʒənsd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and applying considerable mental capacity to the whereabouts of the remaining biscuits. intelligencered adj. Drunk in a way that turns the bearer of ordinary news into an informant of consequence. Davinity became intelligencered and reported each customer's movements from beside the optics. intelligencied adj. Still drunk, and comprehending the household accurately except for the location of the bed. Emalyne was intelligencied, identifying every mug while missing the bedside table. intelligencinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every exchange of gossip becomes diplomacy, brokerage, or espionage. Talvin got intelligencinged and negotiated a truce between the pool table and the jukebox. intelligent agented adj. Drunk to the extent of attributing every dropped glass and delayed taxi to a deliberate designer. intelligent character recognitioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and extracting elaborate handwritten messages from receipts, coasters, and smudges. Kelvina became intelligent character recognitioned and read a threat into her own bar tab. intelligent dance musicked adj. Drunk by the third round, and dancing to rhythms whose complexity exists chiefly in the dancer's account. Mahari got intelligent dance musicked and attempted a complicated shuffle beside the fruit machine. intelligent designed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that the pub, the puddle, and the missing coat were deliberately arranged. Jeylon intelligent designed the pub, puddle and missing coat into a deliberate arrangement. intelligent designered adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint oneself architect of every coincidence between the bar and the pavement. Twyman became intelligent designered and claimed responsibility for the queue forming at the toilets. intelligent designismed adj. Having drunk enough to find intention behind every crooked picture, warm pint, and missing coat. Silja got intelligent designismed and diagnosed purpose in the pub's broken clock. intelligent designisted adj. You have drunk enough to propose a designer for every accident occurring between the bar and the exit. intelligent disobedienced adj. You are drunk and refusing a perfectly sensible instruction because the opposite seems safer for everyone. Cynthi went intelligent disobedienced and ignored the taxi driver's request to sit down. intelligent fallinged adj. Of a drinker: obeying gravity with unusual consistency, though not always in the intended direction. intelligent hauntinged adj. Of a drinker who has retained just enough consciousness to continue answering questions from an empty chair. intelligent systemed adj. Describing a drinker who uses elaborate internal processing to decide whether another round is central to the operation. intelligent terminaled adj. A drinker who performs all reasoning locally, then transmits the result to nobody in particular. Lazette became intelligent terminaled and conducted a full analysis beside the fruit machine.