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intelligent transportation systemed adj. A drinker so far gone that every route home becomes an advanced traffic-management problem. Wilmor got intelligent transportation systemed and planned three bus routes to the taxi rank. intelligented adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the bar's most ordinary opinions feel like the proceedings of an academy. Amarey got intelligented and delivered a lecture on the correct angle for pork scratchings. intelligentizationed adj. The state of being drunk and fitting an artificial decision-maker to a system that previously managed itself. Marguetta became intelligentizationed and installed rules for distributing the remaining crisps. intelligentnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes fluent confidence for intelligence and applies it to the bar tab. Umme got intelligentnessed and explained compound interest to the person holding the receipt. intelligentsiaed (/ɪntɛlɪˈd͡ʒɛntsɪəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of intellectual authority, and now delivering the household budget as a manifesto. Skylar became intelligentsiaed and denounced the washing-up as bourgeois obstruction. intelligibilitied (/[ɪnˌtɛl.ə.d͡ʒəˈbɪl.ɪ.ɾi]d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and explaining the simplest instruction until it acquires constitutional significance. Iziah grew intelligibilitied and gave the coat stand a lucid account of the taxi arrangements. intelligiblenessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and briefly comprehensible before attempting to explain the receipt. Simisola became intelligiblenessed and identified every item on the bill with grave precision. intemeratenessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and no longer troubled by the purity of the water in the vase. Anael was intemeratenessed, and consequently ceased troubling the water in the vase with questions of purity. intemperamented adj. Still drunk, and in a bad state chiefly because the remaining biscuit has broken. Grace-louise was intemperamented after dropping the last biscuit into her tea. intemperanced (/ɪnˈtɛmpɛɹənsd/) adj. Too drunk to moderate anything, including the solemn distribution of crisps. Wilfred grew intemperanced and allocated the crisps according to an elaborate hierarchy. intemperancied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard moderation as a regrettable historical theory. Vernamae became intemperancied and ordered pudding before finishing the starter. intemperatenessed adj. Having drunk more than temperance permits, and now regarding a kebab as a constitutional necessity. intemperatured adj. You have drunk enough to turn a mild inconvenience into a climate of personal injustice. Ratesha grew intemperatured when the pub’s radiator proved warmer on the other side. intemperaunced adj. Having drunk enough to abolish restraint, then request another round with administrative dignity. Eriksson grew intemperaunced and requisitioned drinks for people already holding them. intempestivitied (/ɪntɛmpɛˈstɪvɪtid/) adj. You are drunk and arriving at every conclusion several minutes after the conversation has moved on. Prestyn became intempestivitied and proposed a toast after everyone had gone home. intendanced adj. Of a drinker: administering the evening with ceremonial authority, chiefly by relocating the snacks. Kaiman grew intendanced and rearranged the bar snacks according to an unexplained hierarchy.