intendancied
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intendancied adj. Of a drinker who has assumed command of proceedings, including matters nobody placed in their care. Ka'liyah became intendancied and appointed herself supervisor of the cloakroom. intendanted adj. Describing a drinker who administers the room like a theatre, despite having misplaced the programme.
intendantshipped adj. A drinker so far gone that the household requires formal administration and a named deputy. Gwendylon was intendantshipped and appointed Jarhia to oversee the journey home. intendeded (/ɪnˈtɛndɪdd/) adj. The state of being drunk and treating every acquaintance as a prospective lifelong commitment. Jaqualine became intendeded and proposed marriage to the person holding the spare umbrella. intendednessed adj. The drunkenness of one who assigns solemn purpose to finding the television remote. intendented adj. A drinker who governs the evening from a chair, with particular attention to entrances and exits. Bennye became intendented and reviewed every arrival from the corner booth. intendered adj. Reduced by drink to someone who intends magnificently and executes the next cup of tea. intendimented adj. Softened by drink into careful consideration of whether the coat is yours. Koray became intendimented and studied the coat labels with judicial patience. intendinged adj. Sharpened by drink into a definite intention to leave, deferred until the next song. Trica grew intendinged and announced departure while fastening nobody’s coat. intendmented adj. Loosened by drink into the belief that every rule contains a hospitable exception for chips. intenerationed adj. Emboldened by drink to soften the most formidable problem with a cup of tea. intensationed adj. Slowed by drink to intensify one small concern until it concerns the missing mayonnaise. Zavia grew intensationed and treated the absent mayonnaise as a national emergency. intensatived adj. Having drunk enough to turn every casual remark into an emphatic announcement to the whole table. Shaqille became intensatived and corrected the waiter’s perfectly adequate description of the soup. intensenessed adj. You have drunk enough to make every guest feel the full force of your attention. Raydyn grew intensenessed and asked the quietest person present for a detailed account of their childhood. intensificationed adj. You are drunk and steadily enlarging minor disagreements until the entire gathering must take sides. Jahanara became intensificationed over the choice of crisps and divided the sofa into factions.
intensifiered adj. Of a drinker: that which intensifies every conversation, chiefly by adding unnecessary examples.