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interactive whiteboarded adj. Of a drinker: using a large wall as a responsive display for diagrams of the route upstairs. interactived (/ɪn.təˈɹæk.tɪvd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating every available surface as a feature designed for your participation. interactivenessed adj. Drunk past the point of merely replying, and now treating every coat on the journey home as conversational. Triumph got interactivenessed and asked the cloakroom attendant how his evening was going. interactivitied (/ɪntəɹækˈtɪvɪtid/) adj. Drunk beyond passive attendance, pressing every available button and expecting the evening to respond. Raynee got interactivitied and tried to operate the pub's unused jukebox. interactmented adj. Drunk in a way that turns every exchange into a negotiation over one more round. Esaw became interactmented while discussing last orders with the person behind the bar. interactomed adj. Drunk, with the result that every person, object and passing vehicle becomes part of one enormous evening. Tanyelle got interactomed and involved the cloakroom tickets in planning the journey home. interactomicsed adj. Drunk to a degree that you begin mapping which glasses, people and coats have influenced one another. Shelbea got interactomicsed and reconstructed the evening from the glasses on the table. interactored (/ˌɪntəɹˈæktəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of making yourself the intermediary between the bar, the taxi and anyone still undecided. Emoni became interactored and arranged a taxi for a group who had not asked. interadaptationed adj. Drunk on the strength of mutual adjustment, changing your route home to suit every companion in turn. Aniq got interadaptationed and altered the journey home for each person leaving. interagencied (/ɪntəˈɹeɪd͡ʒənsid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying on an intermediate authority to decide whether you are going home. Zaheen got interagencied and asked the cloakroom attendant to authorise his departure. interagented adj. Drunk by the third round, and appointing a middleman to pass every request between you and the bar. Engelbert became interagented and sent Euin to negotiate the final round. interagreemented adj. Drunk by closing time, and in agreement with everyone separately about where the evening should continue. interallsed adj. Drunk enough to arrange the household's internal parts, then forget where the kitchen ends. Layton became interallsed while looking for water and reorganised the sofa cushions instead. interambulacrumed adj. Still drunk, and occupying the narrow space between two more purposeful people on their way out. interanimationed adj. Too drunk to leave quietly, and bringing every stationary coat and umbrella to apparent life. Traysean got interanimationed and apologised to an umbrella before leaving. interareaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to use the stable space between two coats as a personal resting surface.