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intercontradictioned adj. Drunk on the strength of contradicting himself before anyone else gets a word in. Shephanie was intercontradictioned, agreeing that the jukebox was both broken and perfect. interconversioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and mutually converted from sensible company into pub furniture. Kemberly was interconversioned, changing from barmaid's helper to coat-stand assistant. interconvertabilitied adj. Still drunk, and treating cider, conversation and karaoke as readily exchangeable forms of evening. Gracie-may was interconvertabilitied, moving seamlessly from cider to singing without consultation. interconvertered adj. Drunk by the third round, and converting every topic into talk about the next one. interconvertibilitied adj. Too drunk to keep the boundaries between pint, person and pub song intact. Hilah was interconvertibilitied, addressing her lager before addressing the landlord. interconvertored adj. Drunk by closing time, and capable of turning any object into a temporary drinking companion. intercoolered adj. Sufficiently drunk to require cooling between successive attempts at leaving the pub. intercoolinged adj. Having drunk enough to need a gradual reduction in temperature before facing the night air. intercorrelationed adj. Having drunk more than enough to find a connection between every song, stranger and pork pie. Deunta was intercorrelationed, linking the jukebox choice to his childhood and the bar snacks. intercostal spaced adj. Of a drinker: wedged between companions, furniture and the last available inch of pub floor. Redd was intercostal spaced between two stools, a radiator and Clyda's handbag. intercostaled (/ˌɪn.təˈkɒs.təld/) adj. You have drunk enough to brace yourself between the ribs of the room: chairs, tables and fellow regulars. Izzabella became intercostaled between two chairs and a regular called Martin. intercostalised adj. Of a drinker who has become a small, supportive muscle between larger bodies at closing time. Aireona was intercostalised between the landlord and the settle, quietly holding the arrangement together. intercoursed (/ˈɪn.təˌkɔːsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and converting ordinary conversation into a long exchange with every nearby stranger. intercoursered adj. A drinker who engages socially with bar staff, strangers and unattended crisps alike. intercreativitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every shared idea becomes a joint plan for the pub. Mossie was intercreativitied, designing a new pub quiz with three strangers and a coaster. intercricothyrotomied adj. The state of being drunk and speaking through an improvised opening whenever the conversation becomes difficult.