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interestednessed adj. Drunk to the extent of finding a personal stake in nearly every passing matter. Shalesha became interestednessed in the pub's choice of soap. interestered adj. Drunk on the strength of having converted one alcoholic arrangement into another. interesterificationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically inclined to exchange one drink for another. Mikinley grew interesterificationed, altering the contents of each glass without improving matters. interesting conditioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and referring to an impending arrival with deliberate vagueness. interesting situationed adj. Of a drinker who has arrived, through a sequence of rounds, at circumstances requiring careful explanation to a sober person. interestingnessed adj. Still drunk, and assigning a measurable quality of interest to whatever is nearest. Adilia remained interestingnessed and found the coat stand worth extended consideration. interestlessnessed adj. Too drunk to find anything worth pursuing, including the route home. interexchanged adj. Sufficiently drunk to exchange acquaintances between countries without consulting either country. interexonned adj. Emboldened by drink to cross the gaps in every sentence as though they were solid ground. interexperienced adj. Slowed by drink to share each attempted movement with the nearest available person. Vhari became interexperienced on the staircase, completing every descent with an unwilling companion. interfaced (/ˈɪntəfeɪsd/) adj. Drunk and making contact with every surface before committing to the next step. Markcus interfaced with the banister, wall and umbrella stand before reaching the stairs. interfacered adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt at conversation becomes an unwanted connection. Marilin interfacered with three strangers before locating the person she had meant to greet. interfacial energied adj. The drunkenness of one who expends considerable effort maintaining contact between body and furniture. interfacinged adj. Drunk past the point of moving freely, with each layer of clothing providing additional stiffening. Mahfuzur was interfacinged in his coat, unable to bend sufficiently to retrieve his keys. interfaithnessed adj. Drunk beyond argument, treating every difference of opinion as a reason to offer reconciliation. interfascicled adj. Drunk in a way that places a rigid support between each successive attempt to walk straight. Katarzyna was interfascicled between each pavement attempt, maintaining rigid support on the journey home.