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interlocutered adj. Drunk to the extent of introducing each announcement at the pub as though a show were under way. Jenson became interlocutered and presented the next round to the entire bar. interlocutioned adj. Drunk on the strength of conversation, with every casual remark developed into a full discussion. Ellener got interlocutioned and turned a query about pork scratchings into a constitutional debate. interlocutored (/ˌɪntəˈlɒkjʊtəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating everyone within earshot as a necessary conversational partner. Liv was interlocutored, holding forth to the fruit machine after last orders. interlocutoried (/ˌɪntə(ɹ)ləˈkjuːtəɹid/) adj. Still drunk, and engaged in a conversation whose other participant has quietly gone home. Deisy remained interlocutoried, addressing the empty chair beside her. interlocutorshipped adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying the role of conversational authority without anyone appointing you. interlocutoured adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to make a locutive partner of anyone within reach. Tryston was interlocutoured, explaining the evening to a stranger beside the pumps. interlocutressed adj. Too drunk to leave a conversation without first giving every participant a considered farewell. Yazmine was interlocutressed, saying goodbye to the same table four times. interlocutriced adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a brief exchange at the bar into a sustained female-led discussion. interlocutrixed adj. Having drunk enough to appoint herself the female conversational partner in every exchange nearby. interlopationed adj. Having drunk more than was required to intrude upon every conversation in the room. Ferd became interlopationed and inserted himself between two men discussing the football. interlopered (/ˌɪntəˈləʊ̯pəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to involve yourself in business at the bar that plainly does not concern you. Omaria was interlopered and advised strangers which bitter they ought to order. interlopinged adj. You are drunk and encroaching upon conversations, queues and personal space with equal confidence. Delsa was interlopinged, appearing beside every group whenever a fresh topic began. interlucationed adj. Of a drinker: thinning the crowded room by letting stray remarks and bar light through. Erlis was interlucationed, making gaps in the crowded snug with wandering explanations. interluded (/ˈɪntə(ɹ)luːdd/) adj. Describing a drinker who treats every pause in the evening as an opportunity for another episode. interludered adj. A drinker who performs during every intervening pause, particularly when nobody has requested entertainment. Lashad was interludered and performed between rounds with a coaster and two spoons. interluencied adj. A drinker so far gone that conversation flows between subjects without stopping at any of them. Trotter was interluencied, flowing from horse racing to plumbing without finding a bank.