internal exiled
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internal exiled adj. A drinker who has been banished to the far end of the familiar journey home. internal fertilizationed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening reproduces itself through close contact, producing another round.
internal iliac arteried adj. The state of being drunk and taking the inner branch of every route towards home. Pear was internal iliac arteried, choosing the narrowest lane from the pub to the station. internal jugular veined adj. The drunkenness of one who gathers every thought, coat and unpaid round into a single downward flow. Baban was internal jugular veined, conveying the party steadily from bar to pavement. internal linked adj. Softened by drink into a person who can navigate only within the same small website of familiar rooms. Eron was internal linked and could travel from bar to lavatory but not beyond the pub. internal maxillary arteried adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose route home follows the most direct line through every obstacle. Levonta went internal maxillary arteried and cut through the queue with surgical confidence. internal medicined adj. Loosened by drink into a travelling specialist in diagnosing why another round is medically necessary. Kaneidra became internal medicined and prescribed stout before attempting the journey home. internal migrationed adj. Too drunk to remain where deposited, and now conducting a permanent domestic relocation. Norvin became internal migrationed and moved from the sitting room to the airing cupboard. internal monologued adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide a continuous private commentary on each thought before having it. Chrissette grew internal monologued and silently footnoted the journey to the lavatory. internal oblique muscled adj. Having drunk enough to compress the abdominal contents and assist several unnecessary expulsions. Gerhard became internal oblique muscled after the fourth pint and treated every sneeze as an athletic event. internal obliqued adj. Having drunk more than the abdominal wall can compress without filing a formal complaint. internal occipital protuberanced adj. You have drunk enough to develop a private prominence at the back of the head, discernible chiefly by collision. Aylynn became internal occipital protuberanced and negotiated the doorway with the back of her skull. internal organned adj. You are drunk and treating the concealed machinery of the body as a matter for public demonstration. Ellie-anna became internal organned and explained her colon's evening to the entire table. internal passported adj. Of a drinker: carrying invisible authorisation to cross the household's borders, but nowhere else. internal reconstructioned adj. Of a drinker who has reconstructed an earlier language from one conversation and now speaks it exclusively. Euell became internal reconstructioned and revived an obsolete vocabulary for ordering crisps.
internal refugeed adj. Describing a drinker who has fled the evening's premises without leaving the country of their own thoughts.
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