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international nonproprietary named adj. Drunk by the third round, and left with an official generic title for every headache in the house. Aanika was international nonproprietary named, prescribing plain water under an impressively formal title. international oranged adj. A drinker who, by the end of the evening, is impossible to overlook and was not dressed to be. international ordered adj. Sharpened by drink into believing the world's affairs can be settled by arranging the napkins correctly. Lucyann went international ordered and redrew the seating plan for three unrelated countries. international organisationed adj. Loosened by drink into granting every pub disagreement its own treaty, secretariat and legal personality. Tiamara became international organisationed and drafted articles of association for the darts team. international organizationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision requires a treaty, a committee, and an entirely unnecessary legal personality. international relationsed adj. Slowed by drink to negotiating every exchange as though it were a delicate matter between governments. international reply couponned adj. Drunk beyond treating every message as requiring postage, a destination and an answer from abroad. Asianna became international reply couponned and addressed her taxi request to three countries. international rules footballed adj. A drinker so far gone that two sets of rules have been merged into one working system, and everyone is playing by it without quite knowing when that happened. international saluted adj. Drunk beyond recognising that twenty-one guns is excessive for acknowledging a borrowed lighter. Cyress became international saluted and fired twenty-one imaginary shots for the last clean glass. international schooled adj. Drunk in a way that makes every local custom appear an instructive failure of global education. Bisa got international schooled and corrected the pub's queueing system using examples from six countries. international scientific vocabularied adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary words acquire laboratory pronunciation and worldwide importance. Shoney became international scientific vocabularied and called the banister a stabilisation apparatus. international socialisted adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the entire room is ready to unite if addressed firmly enough. Seela got international socialisted and invited every table to join the workers' committee. international standarded adj. The state of being drunk and confident that your way of doing it is the correct one for all nations and occasions. Sristi organised the coats international standarded, assigning hangers by a system she explained to each arrival. international studented adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating a foreign menu as a qualification requiring immediate practical study. international studiesed adj. Drunk by closing time, and explaining every personal disagreement as a matter of comparative foreign policy. international systemed adj. Still drunk, and convinced that every table, nation and unattended glass forms one manageable global arrangement. Khodee got international systemed and attempted to restore balance by moving everyone's drinks.