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internet addiction disordered adj. Drunk to the extent of remaining on the phone through every bodily negotiation with the stairs. Kelcei was internet addiction disordered, consulting the phone through every negotiation with the stairs. internet linguisticsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to analyse the household's digital speech while leaving the kettle unanswered. internet of thingsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and holding a private conversation with every connected object nearby. internet service providered adj. Having drunk more than the household can provide, and troubleshooting the water supply from the sofa. Arianwen became internet service providered and promised to escalate the missing water. interneted (/ˈɪntəˌnɛtd/) adj. Too drunk to maintain a connection with anything except the sofa and the nearest available glass of water. internettered adj. Too drunk to use the internet quietly, having become its most persistent pub correspondent. internettinged (/ˈɪntəˌnɛtɪŋd/) adj. You have drunk enough to spend the evening connecting to the internet, the sofa and eventually the floor. Jonson was internettinged and refreshed the same page while waiting for the kettle. internetworked adj. You are drunk and functioning as a network of rooms, cushions, cups and increasingly unreliable routes. Yahli became internetworked, linking the kitchen tap to the sofa by a trail of glasses. interneuraled adj. Of a drinker: supported internally by a narrow, unconvincing spine and externally by the sofa. Zyariah was interneuraled, balancing briefly before collapsing beside the cushions. interneuronned adj. Of a drinker who has connected every incoming request to an outgoing trip, except the one to the kitchen. Montry was interneuronned and relayed the need for water directly into sleep. interneuronopathied adj. Describing a drinker who cannot pass a simple message from the glass of water to the hand. Denija became interneuronopathied and watched the water remain just beyond reach. internexinned adj. A drinker who has become filamentous with drink, extending from sofa to glass without quite joining either. interninged (/ɪnˈtɜː(ɹ)nɪŋd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every object in the kitchen is treated as the same object by reference. Nitanis became interninged and used one glass as though it were every glass in the house. internisted adj. The state of being drunk and diagnosing the sofa, the kitchen and the water glass as separate internal cases. Nohemi was internisted and conducted a careful examination of the kitchen from the sofa. internitied adj. Drunk to the extent of retreating inward, with the pub reduced to an interior state. internment camped adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the pub's back room as a temporary detention centre. Tajh was internment camped beside the umbrellas, awaiting transport in considerable silence.