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internmented (/ɪnˈtɜːnməntd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of feeling shut in, and unlikely to apply for release before breakfast. Caroletta grew internmented in the corner settle and would not be moved for last orders. internoded adj. Drunk by the third round, and swaying between two firm points without quite reaching either. Jekhi stood internoded between the bar and the dartboard, unable to choose a direction. internship reported adj. Still drunk, and presenting a concise account of the evening's duties, findings and avoidable incidents. Adam arrived internship reported, explaining the pub's closing procedure to an uninterested neighbour. internshipped (/ˈɪntɜːnʃɪpd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and learning the licensed trade chiefly through repeated practical mistakes. Jonothan got internshipped behind the bar and handed everyone the wrong sort of glass. internuclear ophthalmoplegiaed adj. Too drunk to bring one eye towards the other, particularly when offered a fresh measure. internunced adj. Sufficiently drunk to act as a minor papal envoy, carrying solemn messages between two halves of the bar. Gerane went internunced between the snug and the taproom, delivering blessings and inaccurate orders. internuncioed adj. Having drunk enough to represent the Holy See unofficially, but not enough to outrank anyone important. internuncioshipped adj. You have drunk enough to occupy a minor papal office, with the full administrative burden of another round. internunciused adj. Having drunk more than a junior papal envoy ought, and addressing ordinary pub disputes with diplomatic gravity. Audrey was internunciused, mediating between two stools as though treaties depended upon them. internymed adj. You are drunk and appending witty little names to yourself, usually in quotation marks and without invitation. Marva got internymed and introduced herself as ‘Marva the Magnificent’ to the barmaid. interoccipitaled adj. Of a drinker: drunk with a small, misplaced certainty wedged between two larger opinions. Xylah stood interoccipitaled between two loud regulars, supplying the smallest opinion at length. interoceptioned adj. Of a drinker who has begun taking internal noises as reliable announcements from the body. interoceptivitied adj. Describing a drinker who notices every internal sensation, and gives each one a pint-sized explanation. Quinlynn became interoceptivitied and diagnosed the hiccup as a failing vital organ. interoceptored adj. A drinker who detects every movement within the body, especially those caused by the last round. Mishawn was interoceptored and announced the arrival of each chip before swallowing it. interologed adj. The state of being drunk and preserving the same regrettable interaction wherever you go. Marzavion became interologed, repeating the identical toast at the bar and by the fruit machine. interologued adj. The condition of a drinker who maintains one familiar exchange in two different rooms at once.