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interoperabilitied (/ˌɪntəɹɒpəɹəˈbɪlətid/) adj. Reduced by drink to functioning with every companion, provided none expects a useful result. Yaron was interoperabilitied, joining darts, dominoes and karaoke without mastering any of them. interoperationed adj. Softened by drink into making several incompatible systems function together, chiefly through goodwill and stout. Jyanna became interoperationed and persuaded darts, dominoes and karaoke to share one table. interopercled adj. Loosened by drink into a small connecting bone between two larger structures of the evening. Jaylianie became interopercled between the bar and the loos, connecting both with repeated wobbling. interoperculared adj. Emboldened by drink to become the pub's little connecting bone, joining larger groups without invitation. interoperculumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to place a fish's gill-cover between yourself and the barmaid, and call it constitutional. Donecia became interoperculumed and sheltered behind the aquarium, citing ancient marine practice. interopped adj. The drunkenness of one who can interact with everyone, though nothing they say functions reciprocally. Schneur was interopped, chatting fluently with the darts team while understanding none of their replies. interorbitaled adj. Having drunk enough to find the narrow space between two eyes a suitable place for serious negotiation. Maddielynn got interorbitaled and attempted diplomacy with the mirror between her own eyebrows. interordinationed adj. Having drunk more than two reciprocal terms can bear, and now answering every question with its opposite. interosculationed adj. You have drunk enough to interconnect by mutual kissing, including with the family dog. Abdulhameed was interosculationed, interconnecting by mutual kissing with the family dog. interosseused (/ɪntəɹˈɒsiəsd/) adj. You are drunk and have discovered, between the bones, a modest but persuasive excuse for sitting down. interownershipped adj. Of a drinker: sharing possession of the last crisp with several parties, none of whom consented. Marilyn became interownershipped over one crisp and convened a committee beside the packet. interp signed adj. The state of being drunk and treating every gesture from the barman as authorisation for another round. Kartikeya got interp signed and took a nod towards the door as permission to order crisps. interpained adj. Describing a drinker who has become a small internal enzyme and is now digesting the conversation. interpalatined adj. A drinker who has wedged the front of the palate against an invisible ceiling and blames the furniture. Tikki became interpalatined and accused the chandelier of obstructing the roof of the mouth. interparietaled adj. A drinker so far gone that the small bone at the back of the skull is conducting proceedings. interpassivitied adj. The state of being drunk and delegating every thought, feeling and reply to the possibility of later action.