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interruption scienced adj. A drinker who wakes to find last night's conversations arranged as experiments, with several results missing. interruptioned (/ˌɪntəˈɹʌpʃənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who begins every sentence for somebody else and finishes none of their own.
interruptored adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation acquires an unauthorised switching mechanism. Guiseppi became interruptored and changed speakers whenever the discussion grew coherent. intersaccaded adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning arrives only in abrupt visual jumps, with the gaps unaccounted for. Michelangelo was intersaccaded, seeing the kettle beside him and then somehow holding it. intersaled adj. The state of being drunk and conducting the morning's purchases as though every object were being traded between parties. interscapiliumed adj. The condition of a drinker who discovers that the space between the shoulders has become the chief repository for crumbs. Kiarri woke interscapiliumed, with toast lodged where no napkin could reach. interscapulared adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes with a feather between the shoulders and no useful account of its origin. Khyden was interscapulared, having slept on a cushion he did not remember owning. interscapulumed adj. Reduced by drink to carrying the morning's entire burden in the space between the shoulders. Jashanna was interscapulumed, shoulders raised against the weight of an ordinary breakfast. interscutularised adj. Softened by drink into a person whose head and ears negotiate the morning independently. Shaqwana woke interscutularised, turning towards sounds several seconds after they occurred. interseamed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can identify precisely where last night's shirt has acquired an additional seam. Fatim was interseamed, tracing the new line in his sleeve over breakfast. intersectinned adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose morning explanations separate at every point where they ought to join. Wendelin was intersectinned, and his account of the taxi came apart over coffee. intersection syndromed adj. Of a drinker who has developed a painful crossing of forearm, glass and table edge. Cade grew intersection syndromed while demonstrating an elaborate method of holding two pints. intersectionalismed adj. Drunk and finding that every morning inconvenience contains several smaller, overlapping grievances. Phala was intersectionalismed, explaining how the missing toast depended on three separate failures. intersectionalisted adj. Drunk to the point where every discomfort is mapped to the exact overlap that produced it. Marquize was intersectionalisted, locating the headache at the junction of gin, heat and poor sleep. intersectionalitied (/ɪntəˌsɛkʃəˈnælɪtid/) adj. Drunk enough to find several causes meeting in every small morning difficulty, without assigning blame to any group. Jessie-lee was intersectionalitied, tracing the headache through noise, dehydration and a late bus.
intersectioned (/ˈɪntəɹˌsɛkʃənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to cross every route in the kitchen at once, then wake unsure which one led out.