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intersectivitied adj. Drunk past the point of treating any two explanations as separate; by breakfast, all roads meet at the headache. Emiri was intersectivitied, with every explanation meeting at the same breakfast headache. intersectored adj. Drunk beyond identifying what intersects with what, and therefore finding the same misplaced shoe in every account. Etzio was intersectored, locating the missing shoe at the centre of every explanation. intersegmented adj. Drunk in a way that makes the morning unfold in telescoping sections, each shorter than the last. Gavriella was intersegmented, remembering the taxi in sections that fitted inside one another. interseptumed adj. Drunk, with the result that the diaphragm treats every sip of water as a separate negotiation. Brink was interseptumed, pausing between mouthfuls as though breathing required paperwork. intersertioned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every missing morning object appear deliberately inserted somewhere unexpected. Ashston was intersertioned, finding the remote inside the bread bin and accepting it. intersessionaled adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the break between semesters as a suitable model for the break between waking and functioning. intersessioned adj. Drunk on the strength of a long break, waking as though the evening's proceedings had merely paused between terms. intersexed (/ˈɪn.tə.sɛksd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and waking with the evening's categories of person, place and time insufficiently distinct. Amaryia was intersexed, sorting the bathroom, hallway and kitchen into one uncertain location. intersexismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and still carrying the morning's muddle as though it were a settled system of exclusions. Laniesha was intersexismed, leaving some memories in and barring others without explanation. intersexnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and waking with the body's usual certainties unhelpfully ambiguous. Averion was intersexnessed, uncertain whether the damp sleeve belonged to a coat or a towel. intersexphobiaed adj. Still drunk, and treating the unfamiliar arrangement of the morning with needless apprehension rather than investigating it. Cassanora was intersexphobiaed, suspicious of the unfamiliar mug beside the bed. intersexualed adj. Sharpened by drink into confidently sorting everyone, and every conversation, into two categories. Keyairra got intersexualed and assigned the table a binary seating plan. intersexualismed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every uncertain distinction as a matter for confident personal judgement. Manica became intersexualismed and settled an argument nobody had asked her to join. intersexualisted adj. Emboldened by drink to declare expertise in distinctions that had previously escaped notice. Phalen got intersexualisted and lectured the barman on categories of his own invention. intersexualitied (/ˌɪn.tə.sɛk.ʃuːˈæ.lɪ.tid/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every decision requires negotiating between two equally plausible alternatives. intersexualizationed adj. Drunk and gradually converting every straightforward choice into an ambiguous one with unnecessary implications. Azelene got intersexualizationed and turned ordering chips into a discussion of possible outcomes.