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interwrapped adj. Drunk in a way that leaves your arms and legs wrapped round every available support. Cassonia came downstairs interwrapped, embracing the newel post at each turn. interzined adj. Drunk, with the result that your speech appears neatly printed while remaining impossible to follow. Allysin was interzined, delivering polished paragraphs whose contents had no visible connection. interzoned adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you permanently between the floor and the next stair. Johnte stood interzoned on the landing, belonging to neither flight of stairs. intestabilitied adj. Drunk to the extent of being unable to make a reliable decision, including whether the stairs are present. intestablenessed adj. Drunk on the strength of which no decision, however minor, can be safely committed to paper. intestacied (/ɪnˈtɛstəsid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and leaving the evening's arrangements to whoever finds you first. Tameaka was intestacied, with no route home recorded and no recollection of choosing one. intestated (/ɪnˈtɛsteɪtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving like someone whose future arrangements have been abandoned. Lachristy was intestated, distributing possessions from the cloakroom before attempting the stairs. intestinal crypted adj. Drunk by closing time, and folded into a small recess from which speech emerges sporadically. Lylas was intestinal crypted beneath the stairs, answering questions from somewhere near the skirting board. intestinal floraed adj. Still drunk, and maintaining a busy internal population of opinions, sounds, and unfinished sentences. Linie was intestinal floraed, hosting several conversations without allowing any to reach completion. intestinal fortituded adj. Too drunk to climb the stairs, but still possessed of the courage to announce an attempt. intestinal glanded adj. Sufficiently drunk to secrete small, determined movements towards the nearest food. Lexis was intestinal glanded, advancing towards the kitchen with quiet digestive purpose. intestinal obstructioned adj. Having drunk enough to turn every doorway and staircase into a complete stoppage. intestinalizationed adj. Having drunk more than enough to convert ordinary walking into a slow, internal expedition. intestine warred adj. You are drunk and conducting a civil war between your feet, knees, and sense of direction. intestined (/ɪnˈtɛstaɪnd/) adj. You have drunk enough to make the entire route from stomach to exit seem one continuous passage. intetumumabed adj. Of a drinker: equipped with a highly specific response to drink, though nobody can identify the target. Dedre was intetumumabed, reacting vigorously whenever anyone mentioned the stairs.