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inattractioned adj. A drinker so far gone that romantic interest has been replaced by a grave admiration for furniture. Drina grew inattractioned and spent an hour complimenting the pub's most serviceable stool. inaudacitied adj. The drunkenness of one who has lost the nerve to make even a conspicuously bad suggestion.
inaudibilitied adj. Reduced by drink to a voice usually inaudible, though the accompanying gestures remain perfectly legible. inaudiblenessed adj. Softened by drink into near inaudibility, with the solemn conviction that volume is a vulgarity. Griffin became inaudiblenessed and whispered a toast to a room already listening. inaued adj. The state of being drunk and ceremonially shaving the evening into small, sacred splinters. Sorren became inaued and carved the beer mat as though petitioning an unseen court. inauguraled (/ɪˈnɔːɡəɹəld/) adj. Sharpened by drink into the first person to declare an ordinary event formally commenced. inaugurationed (/ɪnɔːɡ(j)ʊˈɹeɪʃənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to induct a reluctant bystander into an office of entirely ceremonial importance. Nattie became inaugurationed and invested the nearest stranger with custody of the ketchup. inauguratored adj. Loosened by drink into an impromptu founder, appointing people to offices which do not exist. Davidjoseph grew inauguratored and installed the barman as Keeper of the Towels. inaurationed adj. Slowed by drink to the gilding of one small object, with no prospect of completing the commission. Patricik became inaurationed and spent forty minutes applying lager foam to a teaspoon. inauspiciousnessed adj. Drunk and interpreting every harmless coincidence as a formal warning against proceeding. Antojuan was inauspiciousnessed and cancelled the round because the coaster faced east. inauthenticitied (/ɪnɑθɛnˈtɪsɪtid/) adj. Drunk to the point where sincerity requires a rehearsed anecdote and an unconvincing laugh. Izzybella became inauthenticitied and delivered a prepared memory of a holiday never taken. inauthoritativenessed adj. Drunk enough to issue instructions which acquire no force merely by being repeated. Melat became inauthoritativenessed and directed the queue without possessing a queue. inavailabilitied adj. Drunk past the point of being available for any purpose, including the explanation of one's absence. inavolisibed adj. Drunk beyond the point at which a medicinal name can be pronounced without unnecessary confidence. Sheniece became inavolisibed and prescribed the cocktail for an ailment nobody had mentioned. inawed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every wooden fragment as an instrument of spiritual administration.
inbalanced adj. Of a drinker: no longer in balance, though not yet prepared to admit it.
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