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introduceed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require formal introduction to people whose names you have already forgotten twice. Aquib was introduceed, offering his hand to the same neighbour each time the music stopped. introducemented adj. Having drunk enough to turn every arrival into a ceremonial presentation to the whole room. Danyle was introducemented, presenting each late guest to people who had watched them enter.
introducered adj. Slowed by drink to introducing each person to the next, including those already acquainted. introduction agencied adj. Drunk past the point of leaving acquaintances unpaired, and arranging their futures instead. Kalah grew introduction agencied and matched two strangers over the bread basket. introductioned (/ˌɪntɹəˈdʌkʃənd/) adj. Drunk enough to present each arrival to the nearest object, with particular care over titles and precedence. Jolen became introductioned and formally presented the lamp to everyone entering the sitting room. introductored adj. Drunk beyond introducing people who have already introduced themselves. introductorinessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every remark sound like the beginning of a lecture. introductory subjected adj. Drunk past the point of giving every sentence a dummy occupant and nowhere respectable to place it. introductressed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes introductions seem a personal office. Yadriel found Onesty introductressed and watched her introduce everyone within reach. introed (/ˈɪntɹoʊd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognition of prior acquaintance, and therefore repeatedly arranging first meetings between established friends. Vineel got introed and introduced his brother to their mother twice before dessert. introflectioned adj. Drunk to the extent of altering words inwardly rather than adding anything to them. Ong was introflectioned and quietly reshaped each word before saying it. introflexioned adj. Drunk on the strength of bending inward whenever the conversation approaches a conclusion. Mats became introflexioned and folded towards himself beside the piano. introgressanted adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying remarks from one conversational species into another. introgressioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and allowing one conversation to cross into another. Aldean became introgressioned when the football discussion entered the dessert order. introgressored adj. Drunk by closing time, and inserting one conversation's material into another's. Jahmai was introgressored and brought the staff rota into a discussion of holidays.
introited (/ˈɪntɹɔɪtd/) adj. Still drunk, and beginning every fresh exchange with a solemn opening recitation.