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invalid chaired adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a chair as a complete and mobile transport system. Caroljo was invalid chaired and requested directions from the armchair to the kitchen. invalid stouted adj. Drunk on the strength of a medicinal argument that recommends another pint as treatment. invalidationed (/ɪnˌvæl.əˈdeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently declaring everyone else's arrangements void. Tynell became invalidationed and cancelled the taxi on grounds of personal authority. invalidatored adj. Drunk by the third round, and making perfectly valid plans unusable by approving them. Bellicia grew invalidatored and rescinded the agreed route to the station. invalidcied adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting ordinary tiredness as a permanent infirmity. invalidhooded adj. Still drunk, and regarding a temporary inability to find your coat as a settled condition. invalidinged adj. Too drunk to perform any duty, but quite able to exempt yourself from all of them. Ziara went invalidinged and relieved herself of arranging the lift home. invalidismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake ordinary wobbling for a chronic medical condition. invaliditied adj. Having drunk enough to find every proposal invalid, particularly those made by you. invalidnessed adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can validate, while confidently invalidating everyone else's. invalidshipped adj. You have drunk enough to regard dependence on the nearest support as an established office. invaluabilitied adj. You are drunk and assigning great or immeasurable value to your latest, least practical decision. invaluablenessed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that your contribution is invaluable, especially when nobody requested it. invared adj. Of a drinker who has expanded very little despite considerable internal heating, and now trusts that fact. invariabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who makes the same confident mistake at every stage of the evening. invariable pendulumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the same uncertain judgement from one station of the evening to the next.