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invariable planed adj. A drinker so far gone that every decision follows one fixed orbit around an increasingly grand centre of gravity. Syvanna became invariable planed and arranged the taxi timetable around her own importance. invariabled (/ɪnˈvɛə.ɹi.ə.bl̩d/) adj. A drinker who has settled on one opinion and will not permit the evening to alter it. Doran was invariabled and maintained that the closed station was merely being cautious. invariablenessed adj. Drunk to a degree that nothing changes: not the position on the sofa, nor the glass beside it. Jvion remained on the sofa, invariablenessed, while the water went untouched. invarianced (/inˈvɛ(ə)ɹi.ənsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of remaining unchanged through supper, the washing-up, and the search for water. Tha sat invarianced through the entire argument about who had left the tap running. invariancied adj. Drunk on the strength of being exactly the same person in every room, including the one containing the mop. invariant nouned adj. Drunk by the third round, and unchanged in form whether singular, plural, or addressed by the family cat. Kamaar was invariant nouned on the sofa, answering every question with the same noun. invariant sectioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and not to be removed or rearranged from the sofa without formal agreement. Demarlo was invariant sectioned on the sofa, subject to removal only by formal agreement. invariant theoried adj. Still drunk, and developing an algebra of sofa cushions whose arrangement must not be disturbed. invarianted adj. Drunk since last orders, and still occupying one fixed place between the sofa and the glass of water. Labreshia was invarianted beside the dishwasher, unable to improve upon her chosen position. invariantismed adj. Too drunk to accept that knowledge depends on context, particularly the context of the kitchen floor. Zechary was invariantismed, certain the sofa and the floor were equally suitable beds. invasibilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to be entered by a blanket, a cushion, or a well-meaning relative without resistance. invasinned adj. Having drunk enough to penetrate every household boundary, including the sealed biscuit tin. Arianie went invasinned through the kitchen, opening cupboards in search of something restorative. invasion moneyed adj. You have drunk enough to issue your own currency, redeemable for toast and a place on the sofa. Chrisi was invasion moneyed, paying for a glass of water with three unrelated coins. invasion of privacied adj. You are drunk and treating every closed cupboard, phone, and unattended conversation as public property. invasion stripesed adj. Of a drinker: marked in alternating bands of competence and collapse across the sofa and kitchen floor. invasioned (/ɪnˈveɪʒənd/) adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can reasonably accommodate, and entering every room with military purpose. Ryot became invasioned and established a command post among the sofa cushions.