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invasionisted adj. Of a drinker who has advocated taking the kitchen by force and now occupies its least convenient doorway. Eligah was invasionisted, defending the kettle as though it were strategic territory. invasive carped adj. A drinker who moves through the kitchen like a carp, displacing everything and improving nothing. Darliss went invasive carped through the kitchen, nudging bottles from one worktop to another. invasive exoticked adj. A drinker so far gone that unfamiliar furniture is outcompeted by the established domestic habit of lying down. invasive speciesed adj. The condition of a drinker who spreads rapidly through the household, becoming a nuisance to native furniture. Kashawn was invasive speciesed, increasing across the sofa until nobody else could sit down. invasived (/ɪnˈveɪsɪvd/) adj. Describing a drinker who spreads through the household, displacing cushions, mugs, and ordinary arrangements. Tayen was invasived across the sofa, leaving no room for the person who owned it. invasivenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who occupies more domestic territory with every glass, cushion, and unfinished task. Lindee was invasivenessed, extending from the sofa into the path of the vacuum cleaner. invasivitied adj. Reduced by drink to spreading wherever there is a cushion, a doorway, or an unattended glass. Tristica was invasivitied across the sofa, gradually occupying the blanket as well. invasivored adj. Softened by drink into someone who eats the household pests, beginning with the crisps labelled for guests. Maylynn was invasivored and removed the crisps from circulation before settling on the sofa. invasivorismed adj. Sharpened by drink into a domestic population controller, reducing the supply of troublesome leftovers by mouth. Bomer was invasivorismed and dealt decisively with the curry nobody had claimed. invasomed adj. Loosened by drink into a soft delivery system, distributing blankets, crumbs, and water through the sofa. invcelled adj. You are drunk and discussing romantic prospects with the confidence of a forum moderator. invectioned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a complaint from a call for another round. Chadlee was invectioned, objecting to the bitter while ordering another. invectived (/ɪnˈvɛktɪvd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to rail at the barmaid, then apologise to the pump. Jiho became invectived over the closing time and praised the barmaid immediately afterwards. invectivenessed adj. Having drunk enough to make the whole evening an organised expression of railing. Aceon grew invectivenessed and found fault with every stool in the snug. invectivisted adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with writing anything but complaints in the pub book. inved adj. Drunk beyond issuing a bill for every favour received, with payment terms attached. Taleia got inved and invoiced her flatmate for listening to the story twice.