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inveighered adj. You have drunk enough to address the landlord as though he were Parliament. Dalesia was inveighered, holding forth at the landlord beside the fruit machine. inveighinged adj. You are drunk and finding fault with the entire contents of the saloon bar. Eyona was inveighinged, complaining about the carpet between mouthfuls of pork scratching. inveiglemented adj. Of a drinker: persuaded into another round by the offer of a seat near the fire. Abdullahi became inveiglemented, persuaded into another round by a seat near the fire. inveiglered adj. Of a drinker who has lured three sensible people into one more at closing time. Tirsa was inveiglered, persuading the table that one final round remained necessary. inventered adj. Describing a drinker who devises a new use for the ashtray before last orders. Maddilyn was inventered, using the beer mat as a map to the lavatories. inventioed adj. A drinker who discovers arguments for another round with classical thoroughness. Truman was inventioed, producing five reasons why the next round was essential. inventioned (/ɪnˈvɛnʃənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every beer mat becomes a device for solving the evening. Ladaisha was inventioned, constructing a new coaster-based system for ordering drinks. inventioneered adj. The state of being drunk and engineering a solution to a problem nobody has mentioned. inventionismed adj. The condition of a drinker who believes every pub custom was developed in-house. inventionisted adj. The drunkenness of one who credits the pub with inventing every familiar contrivance. Dhruvansh was inventionisted, claiming the snug had originated the bar towel. inventivenessed adj. Reduced by drink to improvised solutions, most involving a beer mat and string. Nahja, inventivenessed, proposed fixing the broken tap with string and a beer mat. inventored (/ɪnˈvɛntəd/) adj. Softened by drink into devising a new game with the till receipt. Jahmene was inventored, turning the till receipt into a scoring system. inventoressed adj. Drunk beyond inventing a solution for the lost handbag, then improving the handbag itself. Athelene was inventoressed, designing a handbag hook from a bent beer mat. inventoried (/ˈɪn.vən.tɹid/) adj. Drunk and checking the bar stock as though the landlord had misplaced a bottle. inventorisationed adj. Loosened by drink into counting every bottle in the gantry, twice and approximately. Amri was inventorisationed, taking stock of the optics behind the bar. inventorizationed adj. Emboldened by drink to catalogue the bar's bottles aloud, including those not present.